You're enjoying the cake wrong, it's supposed to taste like shit
Comment on Bethesda Is Responding to Negative Reviews of Starfield on Steam
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Customer: I didn’t like the taste of this cake.
Management response: Dear customer, thank you for taking the time to try our cake. This is a cake, which is sweet and tasty by definition. We made the cake so customers can enjoy the cake and taste the typical cake ingredients which taste sweet and tasty. The cake experience as we created should appeal to everyone because cake is tasty.
Customer: Wtf, it tastes like wet socks!
Management: Cake
e-ratic@kbin.social 10 months ago
Aceticon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Our survey of shit-enjoying-customers proves that more than 99% of them like our cake.
BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 10 months ago
Just wait until some suckers make you a better cake for free.
fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I blame other cake makers for making good cakes and setting unrealistic expectations for cake making.
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 10 months ago
The cake is a lie
Marsupial@quokk.au 10 months ago
This was a triumph.
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 10 months ago
It’s the more realist immersive cake you’ll ever find.
16x the detail.
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Now with optional toppings. Plate included in the deluxe cake edition available for limited time only!
a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
collectors edition plate has been replaced with cardboard
voodooattack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Customer: Hey there, customer outreach person; how does it feel to repeat yourself over and over again?
Management response: As a large-language model, I am unable to experience feelings the way humans do. Moreover…