You can’t trust anyone to be who they say they are in Hollywood nowadays: One minute you think you’re talking to Minnie Mouse, the next minute she takes her head off and turns out to be an old man pretending to be a character to make a living.

This is why it is so important for the world to have a celebrity who is exactly who they say they are and would never pretend to be somebody else on camera for a paycheck (I can’t remember what that job is called right now), like yours truly, Lemmy’s only real celebrity, esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie.