Comment on Microchips

intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• ZeroCool@feddit.ch ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s more like “being a plague rat or being a muskrat.”

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  • HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They're the same picture.

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    • LegionEris@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Plague, the infestation afflicting the whole muskrat nation.

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So you’re saying that if we officially claimed the vaccines contained microchips, then everybody would accept them?

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  • Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Make the microchips shaped like tiny guns. Sell it as a premium. Do you want a communism vaccine or a $100 vaccine that comes with a premium microchip gun so you can tell your friends you are always packing.

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  • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “So you’re saying if I openly announced I was gonna have sex with people, everyone would have sex with me?”

    (no)

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