I can’t believe I followed this bullshit so far down. You both sound like children arguing over whether “if you like eating plastic” means “there is plastic in American cheese”

I’ll clear this up. “If you like eating melted plastic” is a metaphor. It does NOT imply that there is plastic in cheese, and just because the other person took that statement literally, it does not make them a liar. They misunderstood and it could have been cleared up easily by just saying “not literally”, instead of hustling insults and twisting each other’s words.

You both keep pointing out how desperate the other one is to prove their petty point, but neither of you were very eager to move on. I’m sorry to say you have both lost this battle.