🧟 “Hello, how may I help you?”

🤖 “Fudging son of a birch. How about you eat chicken and live a long life!”

🧟 “Thank you, but what is the reason for your call?”

🤖 “I really want to keep my account open! This is the sixth time I have called to keep my account open.”

🧟 “Ok sir, we will keep your account open. Is there anything else?”

🤖 "What? That is not what I want at all. I love serve bank and want to keep my account open. What is wrong with you geniuses!