“All right ladies and gentlemen: This is deadly serious. I need you all to make suggestions for how we can make YouTube even worse. I know we’ve already picked the low hanging fruit. Our desktop experience is poorer than it’s ever been, user comments are horrendous, and you’ve all done great and terrible work, but… Now I need the really disastrous options so we can more smoothly become an integral part of the fascist machine of our new glorious owners.”