“Captain, Cardassians uncloaking right ahead!”

“Disable cloaking detection.”

“Captain? That would leave us blind, captain.”

“Do it!”

“Yes captain. Captain! They are firing!”

“Lower all shields.”

“Captain, that will KSCHSHCHSHHSHSHSHHCHHCCHCHHSHSHSHSHHCHSHHSHHSHS….”

Admiral’s Log, stardate 40469, the Enterprise has been destroyed, and we are scuttling the whole Federation armada, and joining the Borg.