Snot rocketing is gross... but if you don't have tissues, what are you going to do?

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• Froyn@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I've found (here in the US), that almost every bathroom has these little paper tickets in the bathroom stalls. If you chain enough together you can get a pretty decent tissue from it. I think they call it Tissue Paper or TP for short.

  Aside from that, as a responsible adult, I keep a collection of various drive-thru napkins in the center console and a roll of "Shop Towels" in the back.

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• leah@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Snort and swallow

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  • zzzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I believe the correct technical term is “horking”.

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• Nemo@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Snot rocketing is badass, and one of those cool physical skills like whistling and snapping her fingers that every little kid looks forward to learning.

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• Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ve never heard “snot rocket” before. In the UK it’s called “footballer’s handkerchief” for obvious reasons.

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  • fcuks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    interesting! Where abouts in the uk are you from? i’ve never heard of footballers hankerchief and def heard of snot rocket

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    • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Uh, I may have been over confident there. Apologies. I asked in a football/work groupchat last night. About a quarter of people knew what it meant (17/83). They’re all spread out across the UK. No real pattern.

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• HangingFruit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I mean yes, it is gross. But whenever I am on my run, I won’t be looking for a napkin in my pockets and then trying to properly place it on my nose, while running. But I am always running in forests where there is literally no one.

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• Outtatime@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ever done any kind of hard labor? Construction? Landscaping? Farming? Judging from your statement, I don’t think so.

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  • Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How the ever loving fuck did you make this connection?

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    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Guys who don’t care if you’re disgusted by their mucus flying through the air are drawn to these kinds of jobs.

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  • Knitwear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    (sees comment history)

    For real, are you ok?

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  • Junkers_Klunker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What does that have to do with anything?

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• bunkyprewster@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I personally love to snot rocket.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Go to the nearest toilet and use TP if you can.

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• bunkyprewster@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Who ya gonna call?

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• lyth@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Every time I sneeze I redirect all the air into a cough. If I actually need my sinuses cleared (e.g., at the end of a cold germ) I just blow my nose. Am I in the minority?

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• ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  As a guy with a mustache blowing my nose turns into a 5 minute ordeal of wiping snot out of my mustache.

  I’d rather fire a snot rocket and have minimal cleanup.

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• cheeseburger@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s what your socks are for!

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  • zzzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, I think you’re thinking of another high speed bodily ejectum.

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• FlavoredButtHair@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Use my gloves?

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