drolex

@drolex@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI to remove non-profit control and give Sam Altman equity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, color me yellow and stick an electric extension cord in my ass and call me Pikachu because I’m shocked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing is requiring employees to be in the office five days a week⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m assuming he made this declaration from his office, otherwise it would be hypocritical, and that’s impossible. Surely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pornhub shuts down in Texas to protest age verification law⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Texas representative: Dear colleagues, we need to remove the age verification law for all websites! It is very important! Or so I’ve heard.

  Texas representative 2: I concur with my esteemed colleague. The age verification, for all websites, is very detrimental to the freedom of information. This is what I’m told.

  Various representatives: hear, hear. At least that’s what my friend told me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI model recommended Black defendents 'be sentenced to death'⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Understandable, have a good… Wait, WTF?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Shocking' discovery: Electricity from electric eels may transfer genetic material to nearby animals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It can release up to 860 volts, which is enough to run a machine.

  Ah yes. Witness my latest invention: a machine the size of an object that might be strong enough to perform an action.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨France Scoffs at an Englishman’s ‘Napoleon’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait do you actually think Napoleon went on a war of conquest cause he was an egalitarian savoir who just wanted to spread the wealth to the poor across Europe?

  What are YOU on about? I was making perfectly valid points and I will add a depiction Napoleon as the Chad and Wellington as the soyjak. Try to counter that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨France Scoffs at an Englishman’s ‘Napoleon’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Napoleon is the bad guy. And the English are the good guys, obviously. Napoleon’s hat looks like shit. The English are Europe’s saviours. The English are great. I hate Napoleon because French cheese is too strong for my taste.

  Statements uttered by the mentally unhinged.