drolex
@drolex@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on OpenAI to remove non-profit control and give Sam Altman equity 5 weeks ago:
Well, color me yellow and stick an electric extension cord in my ass and call me Pikachu because I’m shocked.
- Comment on Nothing is requiring employees to be in the office five days a week 2 months ago:
I’m assuming he made this declaration from his office, otherwise it would be hypocritical, and that’s impossible. Surely.
- Comment on Pornhub shuts down in Texas to protest age verification law 7 months ago:
Texas representative: Dear colleagues, we need to remove the age verification law for all websites! It is very important! Or so I’ve heard.
Texas representative 2: I concur with my esteemed colleague. The age verification, for all websites, is very detrimental to the freedom of information. This is what I’m told.
Various representatives: hear, hear. At least that’s what my friend told me.
- Comment on AI model recommended Black defendents 'be sentenced to death' 7 months ago:
Understandable, have a good… Wait, WTF?
- Comment on 'Shocking' discovery: Electricity from electric eels may transfer genetic material to nearby animals 11 months ago:
It can release up to 860 volts, which is enough to run a machine.
Ah yes. Witness my latest invention: a machine the size of an object that might be strong enough to perform an action.
- Comment on France Scoffs at an Englishman’s ‘Napoleon’ 11 months ago:
Wait do you actually think Napoleon went on a war of conquest cause he was an egalitarian savoir who just wanted to spread the wealth to the poor across Europe?
What are YOU on about? I was making perfectly valid points and I will add a depiction Napoleon as the Chad and Wellington as the soyjak. Try to counter that.
- Comment on France Scoffs at an Englishman’s ‘Napoleon’ 11 months ago:
Napoleon is the bad guy. And the English are the good guys, obviously. Napoleon’s hat looks like shit. The English are Europe’s saviours. The English are great. I hate Napoleon because French cheese is too strong for my taste.
Statements uttered by the mentally unhinged.