homesweethomeMrL
@homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world
- Comment on India orders Meta to curb WhatsApp data sharing, levies $25M fine 2 days ago:
They made $25M in the time it took them to write out the fine.
- Comment on Microsoft stealthily installs Windows 10 update to nag you to upgrade to Windows 11 – and not for the first time 1 week ago:
I still use Windows and Facebook and Xitter. And I’m a dumb jerk with a big butt and my butt smells and i like to smell my own butt.
- Comment on Microsoft CEO earns $30.6 million more despite laying off over 2,000 employees in 2024 — salary package represents a 63% raise from the previous year 3 weeks ago:
Fun Fact: Micro$oft is an evil-as-shit corporation and always has been.
- Comment on Snapchat is bringing ads to the Chat tab 1 month ago:
Yaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
- Comment on Microsoft details security/privacy overhaul for Windows Recall ahead of relaunch 1 month ago:
Well only if you’re still using Windows.
I mean . . . you’re . . . . you’re not still using Windows, right?
. . .
Right?
- Comment on Microsoft details security/privacy overhaul for Windows Recall ahead of relaunch 1 month ago:
Microsoft: I’m gonna run full speed and bang my head into that brick wall!
Everyone: Please don’t
Microsoft: Everyone wants it! Here I go!
- Comment on Dell sales team told to return to office 5 days a week, starting Monday 1 month ago:
And you will STAY at the office until morale improves!
- Comment on CNN will start locking some articles behind a paywall 1 month ago:
HAHAhahahahahahaha
Oh Zazlav. You hapless fuck.
- Comment on Indestructible quartz crystal can store 360TB of data for billions of years 1 month ago:
Yeah, great can I buy it? No? Okay another 10 years then.
- Comment on AI is working its way into smartphones, but some tools could be subverted for misinformation. 2 months ago:
s/could/will
- Comment on Canva says its AI features are worth the 300 percent price increase 2 months ago:
Hahahaha!
- Comment on Hobbyists discover how to insert custom fonts into AI-generated images 2 months ago:
Yay
- Comment on Samsung TVs will get 7 years of updates, starting with 2023 models 2 months ago:
If a tv requires me to sign up, it’s either getting returned or an axe through it.
- Comment on Samsung TVs will get 7 years of updates, starting with 2023 models 2 months ago:
Yes. And there’s no need for it.
- Comment on Telecom will pay $1 million over deepfake Joe Biden robocall 2 months ago:
So, 50 cents.
- Comment on Twitch lifts its ban on Donald Trump 3 months ago:
It as good an excuse as any. God forbid they have principles.
- Comment on Microsoft’s Midnight Blizzard source code breach also impacted federal agencies 4 months ago:
Don’t you worry about that. Barron is very big with the cyber. This administration is going to have only the best, most beautiful cyber anyone has ever seen. I’ll be at my jet and some 300 pound nerd will come up to me with tears in their eyes and say, “Sir, thank you for making the cyber so perfect and wondeful.” I hear that a lot. More and more.
- Comment on Millions of OnlyFans paywalls make it hard to detect child sex abuse, cops say 4 months ago:
Cops say that? For which reason?
- Comment on Multiple AI companies bypassing web standard to scrape publisher sites, licensing firm says 4 months ago:
Hey member when google drove around and sopped up everyone’s wifi info and was all like, “What? We found it.” Then they threw it on the pile of data-4-sale and are still drowning in cash from?
Message received and understood! Oh, uh, here’s a couple-hundred-million fine for the uh, imposition. We’ll just leave it on the nightstand.
- Comment on Spyware app pcTattletale was hacked and its website defaced 5 months ago:
Ah, yes of course
- Comment on Spyware app pcTattletale was hacked and its website defaced 5 months ago:
Isn’t that the one Mike Johnson and his son use to monitor each other’s porn consumption?
- Comment on Messaging Service ICQ To Shut Down Next Month After Nearly 30 Years 5 months ago:
o7
- Comment on [Interview] Signal's Meredith Whittaker on the Telegram security clash and the 'edge lords' at OpenAI 5 months ago:
Heheh. Heh. Hm. Hmhm. Yeah. I, uh, also. Uhhh. Think those things. Hm. Yeah. Hm.
- Comment on A root-server at the Internet’s core lost touch with its peers. We still don’t know why. 5 months ago:
ruzzianz
- Comment on Microsoft’s “Copilot+” AI PC requirements are embarrassing for Intel and AMD 5 months ago:
The problem for Intel and AMD is that none of their current-generation chips come anywhere close to meeting this requirement
lol
- Comment on EU warns Microsoft it could be fined billions over missing GenAI risk info 5 months ago:
Well if it’s a 22 Billion fine, that’d be three months of pure profit down the drain . . .
- Comment on Android’s AI era includes eavesdropping on phone calls, warning you about scams 6 months ago:
No hole unfilled!
- Comment on Walmart shopper data will soon feed targeted ads on Disney Plus and Hulu 6 months ago:
Amazing, all these global companies trying outdo each other by shooting themselves in the crotch more.
“Hey howabout a subscription service where we don’t doxx you? $39- no wait $59! A month! Helloooo crazy bonus.”
- Comment on Walmart shopper data will soon feed targeted ads on Disney Plus and Hulu 6 months ago:
Way ahead of ya.
- Comment on Critics question tech-heavy lineup of new Homeland Security AI safety board 6 months ago:
For the inaugural meeting of the AI Safety and Security Board, the DHS selected a tech industry-heavy group, populated with CEOs of four major AI vendors (Sam Altman of OpenAI, Satya Nadella of Microsoft, Sundar Pichai of Alphabet, and Dario Amodei of Anthopic), CEO Jensen Huang of top AI chipmaker Nvidia, and representatives from other major tech companies like IBM, Adobe, Amazon, Cisco, and AMD. There are also reps from big aerospace and aviation: Northrop Grumman and Delta Air Lines.
Ay.