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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch Streamer Fucks Around (Collabs With US Army), Finds Out (Loses 70% Of Viewership)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He drank so much kool aid that he forgot who his audience was. Oh well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Is Instagram Running Ads for a "Pet Incinerator"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Let’s be sure to include lots of healthy, well-groomed, cute pet pics in the ad. Also, make sure the animals are sized oddly relative to one another, to give potential buyers no sense of scale. If we don’t know how big this thing is, then neither should they.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Justice at last feels within reach": Final hearing in Rockstar and fired GTA devs' legal battle will kick off with a union rally⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m grateful this trial isn’t happening in the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This ‘adversarial’ pattern can prevent surveillance cameras from detecting you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So… all I have to do to ensure my right to privacy is spend several hundred dollars and make my car ugly as sin.

  Please pardon my lack of enthusiasm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple’s iMessage Scanning Flagged a Video of My Friend's Dog as Nudity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple’s iMessage Scanning Flagged a Video of My Friend's Dog as Nudity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Am I missing the point here? Software screws up in predictable, sometimes funny ways. This has been an issue for as long as software has existed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A $20,000 humanoid that does chores is heading to US homes this year.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then… don’t ask a question and argue with someone when they give a plausible answer, maybe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A $20,000 humanoid that does chores is heading to US homes this year.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Our company is cooler than X because we put a ‘1’ in front of it.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nudify Apps Widely Available in Apple and Google App Stores⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The fact that someone is purposely letting me see them nude is a major part of what makes it sexy. Using one of these apps would just make me feel like a creepy, disrespectful loser.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TikTok suffers mass outages only days after US took over the website⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump’s Department of Transportation Plans to Use AI to Draft New Regulations⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It will probably be more coherent than anything his cronies would write anyway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA's new owners are making "a huge bet" on generative AI cost-cutting to help repay a $20 billion loan, claims report⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I can only imagine that the woman in the pic is laughing at this ridiculous headline. Guess what, EA, you’ve fucked yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta Accused of Torrenting Porn to Advance Its Goal of AI ‘Superintelligence’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I tried telling my partner that deepthroating me was the key to superior intelligence, but it just started a fight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk calls for “criminal prosecution” of X ad boycott perpetrators⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  Businesses will just redirect some of their existing advertising budget, which we’re already paying for anyway. The net cost to the consumer will remain the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk calls for “criminal prosecution” of X ad boycott perpetrators⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  Looked at from another angle, Musk wants courts/government telling businesses that they’re required to spend their money to support other businesses - regardless of how those businesses are run, or the beliefs touted by their outspoken executives.

  This sounds like an absolute nightmare for republicans and libertarians. I almost hope it succeeds. It’s not like I’ve got a horse in this race.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Build the greatest car parks ever in the retro-tycoon styled Car Park Capital⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  The car industry has identified a few places on earth that do not know THE FREEDOM OF CAR DEPENDENCY.

  lmao making a game like this absolutely requires a sense of humor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PC classics Ultima, SimCity and Myst have been added to the World Video Game Hall of Fame⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  My two initial thoughts:

  1. There’s a Video Game Hall of Fame?
  2. It’s bullshit that Myst wasn’t already in it.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keanu Reeves Reportedly Voicing Shadow In Sonic The Hedgehog 3⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  True or not, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.