doctortofu
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- Comment on YouTube Is Pausing Premium Family Plans if You Aren't Watching From the Same Address 2 days ago:
What's next, account suspension and 15 lashes every time you tell someone about a video you watched on youtube without paying Google?
- Comment on Microsoft Word will save your files to the cloud by default 1 week ago:
"Your" files? No no no, rookie mistake. You see, you might think that just because you created them they are YOUR files, but since you were them using Microsoft's software, on Microsoft's OS, they are actually Microsoft's files that they graciously license to you for limited use! Should have read all those EULAS, eh?
... I don't even friggin' know if I should put an /s at the end - the current tech dystopia it can actually be true.
- Comment on After Disastrous GPT-5, Sam Altman Pivots to Hyping Up GPT-6 2 weeks ago:
Just a few trillion dollars more bro, I swear bro, I'll make it SO good and profitable bro! Just need a few more trillions, honest! And maybe, like, no more than 70% of all water and electricity in the world diverted to the data centers bro, no more than that! Imagine how awesome it'll be bro, come on, this time it'll work for sure!