charade_you_are

@charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Japan breaks world internet speed records with 1.02 million GB per second data transfer over 1,118 miles⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you saying its possible to download 8 Japanese porns a minute? Impossible I say, impossible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Japan breaks world internet speed records with 1.02 million GB per second data transfer over 1,118 miles⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s like 4 Japanese porns a minute. I did some math and it’s true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mexico sues Google over changing Gulf of Mexico’s name for US users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  maybe because fuck apple too? i’m into it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One US politician wants to add trackers to Nvidia's GPUs so they can be bricked if they go to China⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think Nvidia is kind of company that would consider this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emojis can be hacked to hide data or messages, unicode Characters also susceptible⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My feelings are damaged

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emojis can be hacked to hide data or messages, unicode Characters also susceptible⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool, i can send a smiley face emoji and hide message in it saying they’re a douche bag.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google Play adds a 'Verified' badge for trusted VPN apps⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure it’s totally fine. When has the Googs ever done something shady?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google goes gaga over the Gulf of Mexico⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gulf of Murica’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oracle and Microsoft are reportedly in talks to take over TikTok⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That shit will die if they suceed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Data brokers may be banned from selling your social security number⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  With all the breaches over the years and exposures to malicious employees, hasn’t everybody’s SS # become of part public record? I wouldn’t want it used as a security thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ISPs say their “excellent customer service” is why users don’t switch providers⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  lol, imagine a big isp patting themselves on the back lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Data centers powering artificial intelligence could use more electricity than entire cities⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s already stupid. Like usual, it’s just going to get more stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scoop: Yelp's lack of transparency around API charges angers developers⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t think of anything either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scoop: Yelp's lack of transparency around API charges angers developers⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I learned a lot today. Yelp still exists and it has an api.