sturger
@sturger@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Coinbase CEO explains why he fired engineers who didn’t try AI immediately 1 week ago:
I’ve started using an AI driver for my car. And by “AI” I mean I use a bungee cord on the steering wheel to keep it straight. Straight is the correct answer 40% of the time, so it works out.
Oh, and by “my car”, I mean the people that work for me. I insist that they use my bungee-cord idea to steer their cars if they want to work for me. There may be a few losses, but that’s ok. I can always fire the ones that die and hire more.
I’m a genius. - Comment on My new laptop chip has an 'AI' processor in it, and it's a complete waste of space 3 weeks ago:
They’re not selling chips. They’re selling stock.
- Comment on Belkin is ending support for nearly all its Wemo smart home devices 1 month ago:
“Hey, thanks for buying all of our products. We just found out that running servers costs US money, so screw that. We’re turning them off. Good luck guys!”
- Comment on CEOs Are Creating AI Copies of Themselves That Are Spouting Braindead Hallucinations to Their Confused Underlings 2 months ago:
Modify the chatbot to post to Truth Social and that’s an immediate upgrade from CEO to President!