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- Comment on Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals 1 week ago:
Its 2020, the year two thousand.
We are robots.We can track humans via the unique way cancer cells disrupt Wi-Fi signals.
Too bad we haven’t found a good way to detect or cure cancer.
8G signals can scan the human body based primarily on the amount of HIV virus.
Anyway, we’re still far away from a cure but we can tell if you have HIV thru our illness app.
- Comment on YouTube prepares crackdown on 'mass-produced' and 'repetitive' videos, as concern over AI slop grows 3 weeks ago:
I’ve blocked YouTube but they keep changing IP addresses like a fucking virus.
- Comment on US | Trump and Congress finalize law that could hurt your Wi-Fi 3 weeks ago:
How about they sell their furniture to make an extra buck?
- Comment on PSA: Get Your Parents Off the Meta AI App Right Now-This is bad, folks. Very bad. 1 month ago:
Thank you sir. That is basically the truth in life. There’s no point in being here, no place we came from, no reason and no need to be. There’s no place to go to. Thus the only thing that we all should do and work towards is to love and help each other. And if there’s actually a place to go to, well you’ll be judged kindly maybe? But don’t count on that because science hasn’t indicated that there’s anything after here. Just be good and love everyone. Except you know those evil politicians and power abusers.
- Comment on 'We're done with Teams': German state hits uninstall on Microsoft 1 month ago:
We’re setting things up for you… This will take a few seconds, Minutes. We’re almost there… Hours. Seconds! Days, 5 hours, 3 minutes and 27 seconds exactly, 15 days, 20 seconds. It’s done. Oh yeah all your well organized windows are gone! But Here’s a bunch of apps we can automatically open! And some random apps that we can open, would you like to restore these twenty files? We’re pretty sure they are not old copies so you won’t overwrite accidentally something important. Oh and here’s our new browser! We are calling it…wait for it…Edge New, Not Explorer XP2000!.. Login to it, Here’s what’s new! Say anything, do anything, smell humanly and our AI will use that data to show you what to purchase next!
- Comment on PSA: Get Your Parents Off the Meta AI App Right Now-This is bad, folks. Very bad. 1 month ago:
I assume he did find transgender women in Thailand? Or transgender people, them because it could be a cis woman transitioning into being a trans man. Or a cis man transitioning to being a trans woman. Its a little confusing. Like the term Chinese American or x-nation-american, well that’s just an American. So a trans woman is basically just a woman right? Unless they actually haven’t transitioned? Oh what the heck do I know. The guy just wants someone to have fun with. Someone who will listen to their hopes and dreams. Maybe he or they are trans themselves? This is why we should have the right to be whatever gender we would like to be. Then someone could clarify all these terms so we can just love each other.
- Comment on 'We're done with Teams': German state hits uninstall on Microsoft 1 month ago:
Process to update one excell cell…go to teams find the god dammed folder. Not that one! Double click the file. Fuck! It opened in teams! I hate this piece of shit! Close file. Right click open in desktop, or app or excel depending on if your teams in regular teams, sort of new teams, new teams, new teams with new logo on it, new new teams, or new, new new teams. OK finally! Opened! Click on the cell type your shit. Close file. Hold on, it didn’t fucking save! Do it again its fine. Oh there’s an unmerged change! Great notifications! Where the fuck is the in merged change? How do I merge the chan…fuck that close it. Go to teams, same folder double click on it make your change. Close file. Holy fucking retarded assholes! I hate Microsoft and their stupid fucking software that nobody checks apparently.
- Comment on Apple Gave Governments Data on Thousands of Push Notifications 1 month ago:
Google probably knows my cat’s last name and date of birth. And its probably sending data to “them” about my cat.
- Comment on Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry 2 months ago:
They should get into torrents.
- Comment on One US politician wants to add trackers to Nvidia's GPUs so they can be bricked if they go to China 2 months ago:
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- Comment on Reddit will tighten verification to keep out human-like AI bots 2 months ago:
Hey guys! I heard reddit has at least 3 people left. My cousin Fred, his wife Honny, and their friend Emma. I think its a threesome, but I can’t prove it.