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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US | Verizon to stop automatic unlocking of phones as FCC ends 60-day unlock rule⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought they wanted me to buy a phone. Fuck AI and fuck locked phones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RAM may be abominably expensive, but hey, at least SSD prices are also exploding⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Or living under a bridge. Also an option.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google Classroom's new tool uses Gemini to transform lessons into podcast episodes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So that Google can claim that we don’t need teachers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Global outrage as X’s Grok morphs photos of women, children into explicit content⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s go beyond the 12" penis. What else?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Global outrage as X’s Grok morphs photos of women, children into explicit content⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What about a puppy? Can it make puppies pornological?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mosquitoes' stabby suckers may find use in high-res 3D printers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pervert meets engineer… Hours later…it still hurts man!.. Yeah but check out the print quality! Who knew a penis could print a house!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI data centers may soon be powered by retired US Navy nuclear reactors from aircraft carriers and submarines⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And all the brave men and women of the various branches of the armed forces can just dance and juggle for the mighty king! Yey!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google will finally allow you to change your @gmail.com address⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  O

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Latest Steam Deck update will warn you if an Xbox controller needs upgrading⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve run out of mouse clicks for the month!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Latest Steam Deck update will warn you if an Xbox controller needs upgrading⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Warning! Shoot the thing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Teams is getting a new location tracking feature that lets bosses snoop on staff – research shows it could cause workforce pushback⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got rid of my office phone too because its just a thing for scammers to bug me on. A phone is not useful to have or use anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Teams is getting a new location tracking feature that lets bosses snoop on staff – research shows it could cause workforce pushback⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too late! I’ve already deleted the app. If they want me to have it on my phone just pay for a phone for me to use and leave in my office when I go home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This AR Accessory Turns Your Dumb Glasses Into a Google Glass Ripoff⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do I get that smile?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ma’am, they’re telling to move over slightly to the left and to try this doggie style… Hmmmkay?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Data center cooling issue halts world's largest derivatives exchange — CME trading shutdown ripples across Malaysia, UK, and EU markets⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Issue… Turns out computers don’t like a super hot climate either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Valve creates an "entry point" for living room PCs, the console-beating Steam Machines will follow, argues Baldur's Gate 3's publishing director⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, I will never purchase a gaming console for my kids to get addicted to it. Get the kids an “IPad”? I learned my lesson. Horrified by the results. Good luck out there! Don’t complaint if you don’t get into that graduate program that your parents dreamed of for you. Also can’t get a girl pregnant if you don’t know what that other joystick is for, so maybe this is not too bad. I’m conflicted by no, no “entry point” into my house or my pocket thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists Created a Bulletproof Material 3 Times Stronger Than Kevlar—It’s Already Breaking Records⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Its Robert Murray Smith and his continuous ability to mesmerize people with carbon powder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google is supporting US ICE face scanning⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you face your phone into a welding helmet with automated shades it triggers constantly due to the IR laser constantly shining on your face to map it. Its usually located next to the camera lens since that’s what is used for auto focusing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Godfather of AI' says tech giants can't profit from their astronomical investments unless human labor is replaced⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But, like, who’s gonna give them money for a product?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So long as it is tiny I guess. I don’t like anything too big going into my anus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitter is launching a marketplace for inactive handles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A snake eating itself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California Governor Newsom signs landmark AI safety bill SB 53⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  C’mon, look at him! He wants to be in the new $7 coin!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mozilla Integrates Google Lens for Visual Search in Firefox Desktop⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I need a doggie please and a cowgirl but in reverse. And I’m getting hungry for some spitroast. Oh Firefox do you think you could help?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI-Generated “Workslop” Is Destroying Productivity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe that’s the strategy! Just pay them to stop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Arizona law to restrict online porn access; Pornhub will block state⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In other news plumbers are moving out of Arizona and into Nevada where the clogged sinks are more prominent now.

  When interviewed one plumber explained how women’s falling hair and men’s sperm coming together as the principal clugged sink reason made their job, and I quote “easy as fuck, you just pull the hair with a wire and all the cum stuck hair plug comes out in one move” ending with a final comment, and I quote “fuck”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨600 GB of Alleged Great Firewall of China Data Published in Largest Leak Yet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ofcourse I’m half kidding but mostly kidding. You can translate files anywhere these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨600 GB of Alleged Great Firewall of China Data Published in Largest Leak Yet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And translated right? Right? Lol that’s the biggest wall…language.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TSMC is Set To Raise Prices of Cutting-Edge Chips By Up To 10%, As It Tries to Maintain Profit Margins With 'Hefty' US Tariffs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a big circle jerk and the orange turd just unplugged the santorum out. TSMC, Intel, nvidia etc all have ASML tooling in common. They also need rare earths from ruzzia. So ofcourse tariffs to kill the market help a lot. Not ending the Ukraine invasion helps a lot, robing 10% from Intel and nvidia helps a lot. The tools are like 90% aluminum and stainless steel, so tariff on those things helps so so much. And on top of that each company depending on these chips wants AI on oir phone to spy to the orange turd on every one of our worldly desires to see if we could maybe pay a tax for everything we do. Finally on top of all that the orange turd is deporting people who help our productivity multiply and wants us all to be unsafe from the covid pandemic and wants our women to make babies and wants the rest of us to no see porn because that sure helps us fuck more. And AI is replacing us at work and inflation and housing are getting more expensive while our pay stays the same old 3% bullshit.

  Time to connected the dots and pop this big fat economic bitch of a bubble up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google will require developer verification for Android apps outside the Play Store⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I will be purchasing a phone that runs free open source Linux. This whole Android thing sucks ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Slow enshitification is easier and blameless.