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- Comment on Latest Steam Deck update will warn you if an Xbox controller needs upgrading 6 days ago:
I’ve run out of mouse clicks for the month!
- Comment on Latest Steam Deck update will warn you if an Xbox controller needs upgrading 6 days ago:
Warning! Shoot the thing!
- Comment on Microsoft Teams is getting a new location tracking feature that lets bosses snoop on staff – research shows it could cause workforce pushback 1 week ago:
I got rid of my office phone too because its just a thing for scammers to bug me on. A phone is not useful to have or use anymore.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams is getting a new location tracking feature that lets bosses snoop on staff – research shows it could cause workforce pushback 1 week ago:
Too late! I’ve already deleted the app. If they want me to have it on my phone just pay for a phone for me to use and leave in my office when I go home.
- Comment on This AR Accessory Turns Your Dumb Glasses Into a Google Glass Ripoff 3 weeks ago:
Do I get that smile?
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Ma’am, they’re telling to move over slightly to the left and to try this doggie style… Hmmmkay?
- Comment on Data center cooling issue halts world's largest derivatives exchange — CME trading shutdown ripples across Malaysia, UK, and EU markets 3 weeks ago:
Issue… Turns out computers don’t like a super hot climate either.
- Comment on If Valve creates an "entry point" for living room PCs, the console-beating Steam Machines will follow, argues Baldur's Gate 3's publishing director 5 weeks ago:
Also, I will never purchase a gaming console for my kids to get addicted to it. Get the kids an “IPad”? I learned my lesson. Horrified by the results. Good luck out there! Don’t complaint if you don’t get into that graduate program that your parents dreamed of for you. Also can’t get a girl pregnant if you don’t know what that other joystick is for, so maybe this is not too bad. I’m conflicted by no, no “entry point” into my house or my pocket thanks.
- Comment on Scientists Created a Bulletproof Material 3 Times Stronger Than Kevlar—It’s Already Breaking Records 5 weeks ago:
Its Robert Murray Smith and his continuous ability to mesmerize people with carbon powder.
- Comment on Google is supporting US ICE face scanning 5 weeks ago:
If you face your phone into a welding helmet with automated shades it triggers constantly due to the IR laser constantly shining on your face to map it. Its usually located next to the camera lens since that’s what is used for auto focusing.
- Comment on 'Godfather of AI' says tech giants can't profit from their astronomical investments unless human labor is replaced 1 month ago:
But, like, who’s gonna give them money for a product?
- Comment on Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents 2 months ago:
So long as it is tiny I guess. I don’t like anything too big going into my anus.
- Comment on Twitter is launching a marketplace for inactive handles 2 months ago:
A snake eating itself.
- Comment on California Governor Newsom signs landmark AI safety bill SB 53 2 months ago:
C’mon, look at him! He wants to be in the new $7 coin!
- Comment on Mozilla Integrates Google Lens for Visual Search in Firefox Desktop 2 months ago:
I need a doggie please and a cowgirl but in reverse. And I’m getting hungry for some spitroast. Oh Firefox do you think you could help?
- Comment on AI-Generated “Workslop” Is Destroying Productivity 2 months ago:
Maybe that’s the strategy! Just pay them to stop.
- Comment on New Arizona law to restrict online porn access; Pornhub will block state 2 months ago:
In other news plumbers are moving out of Arizona and into Nevada where the clogged sinks are more prominent now.
When interviewed one plumber explained how women’s falling hair and men’s sperm coming together as the principal clugged sink reason made their job, and I quote “easy as fuck, you just pull the hair with a wire and all the cum stuck hair plug comes out in one move” ending with a final comment, and I quote “fuck”.
- Comment on 600 GB of Alleged Great Firewall of China Data Published in Largest Leak Yet 3 months ago:
Ofcourse I’m half kidding but mostly kidding. You can translate files anywhere these days.
- Comment on 600 GB of Alleged Great Firewall of China Data Published in Largest Leak Yet 3 months ago:
And translated right? Right? Lol that’s the biggest wall…language.
- Comment on TSMC is Set To Raise Prices of Cutting-Edge Chips By Up To 10%, As It Tries to Maintain Profit Margins With 'Hefty' US Tariffs 3 months ago:
It’s a big circle jerk and the orange turd just unplugged the santorum out. TSMC, Intel, nvidia etc all have ASML tooling in common. They also need rare earths from ruzzia. So ofcourse tariffs to kill the market help a lot. Not ending the Ukraine invasion helps a lot, robing 10% from Intel and nvidia helps a lot. The tools are like 90% aluminum and stainless steel, so tariff on those things helps so so much. And on top of that each company depending on these chips wants AI on oir phone to spy to the orange turd on every one of our worldly desires to see if we could maybe pay a tax for everything we do. Finally on top of all that the orange turd is deporting people who help our productivity multiply and wants us all to be unsafe from the covid pandemic and wants our women to make babies and wants the rest of us to no see porn because that sure helps us fuck more. And AI is replacing us at work and inflation and housing are getting more expensive while our pay stays the same old 3% bullshit.
Time to connected the dots and pop this big fat economic bitch of a bubble up!
- Comment on Google will require developer verification for Android apps outside the Play Store 3 months ago:
I will be purchasing a phone that runs free open source Linux. This whole Android thing sucks ass.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Slow enshitification is easier and blameless.
- Comment on China is about to launch SSDs so small you insert them like a SIM card 4 months ago:
No no, a Sim card! Wow!
- Comment on CATL announces sodium batteries that cost as little as $10/kWh, a massive price reduction compared to the current average of $115/kWh for lithium-ion batteries. 4 months ago:
Same price, bigger profit margins.
- Comment on Americans, Be Warned: Lessons From Reddit’s Chaotic UK Age Verification Rollout 4 months ago:
I’m at the kid’s trampoline park. They asked me for a phone number and a birthdays. That’s all they ask for bringing random kids to jump around.
Fuck age verification online.
- Comment on TSMC employees reportedly stole 2nm trade secrets to share with Rapidus — accused are said to have shared 'hundreds of process integration technical photos' 4 months ago:
They just need a tiny tiny person to get to work… The 1mm man!
- Comment on Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals 5 months ago:
Its 2020, the year two thousand.
We are robots.We can track humans via the unique way cancer cells disrupt Wi-Fi signals.
Too bad we haven’t found a good way to detect or cure cancer.
8G signals can scan the human body based primarily on the amount of HIV virus.
Anyway, we’re still far away from a cure but we can tell if you have HIV thru our illness app.
- Comment on YouTube prepares crackdown on 'mass-produced' and 'repetitive' videos, as concern over AI slop grows 5 months ago:
I’ve blocked YouTube but they keep changing IP addresses like a fucking virus.
- Comment on US | Trump and Congress finalize law that could hurt your Wi-Fi 5 months ago:
How about they sell their furniture to make an extra buck?
- Comment on PSA: Get Your Parents Off the Meta AI App Right Now-This is bad, folks. Very bad. 6 months ago:
Thank you sir. That is basically the truth in life. There’s no point in being here, no place we came from, no reason and no need to be. There’s no place to go to. Thus the only thing that we all should do and work towards is to love and help each other. And if there’s actually a place to go to, well you’ll be judged kindly maybe? But don’t count on that because science hasn’t indicated that there’s anything after here. Just be good and love everyone. Except you know those evil politicians and power abusers.