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- Comment on Intel's Heracles chip computes fully-encrypted data without decrypting it — chip is 1,074 to 5,547 times faster than a 24-core Intel Xeon in FHE math operations 3 days ago:
I found 3 comparables near my apartment. Same street and everything. One has a backyard and fully grown trees. Does the Heracles come with washer and dryer? What kind of mortgage loans are they accepting?
- Comment on US state laws push age checks into the operating system 6 days ago:
That, if implemented, will be the most stupid move oir government has ever made. They want to turn a nation of admins into a nation of users. A user the can’t setup their own computer so they gotta sign up for a monthly rent to a data center. That’s what they want. Just users.
- Comment on Microsoft Copilot to hijack your browser... for your own convenience 1 week ago:
Employee JSmith is slacking off again!
But not just this…
Employee Jsmith has spent 80hrs this month looking for a furry suit on eBay. He likes used ones as a kink of his. He talks with Stacie James the most of all other employees even though they’re not together on an assignment.
Do you want to know more?
- Comment on System76 on Age Verification Laws 1 week ago:
Wow, that’s a refreshing take on this whole stupidity. AI can identify us anyway, leave us alone!
- Comment on Microsoft Copilot to hijack your browser... for your own convenience 1 week ago:
That’s because copilot is a snitch for your boss.
- Comment on Samsung TVs to stop collecting Texans’ data without express consent 1 week ago:
Oh we’re sorry to have so many photos of you having sex. We won’t tell you anymore.
- Comment on Charter gets FCC permission to buy Cox and become largest ISP in the US 1 week ago:
That van has big cox on it! I hope they show me their big cox.
- Comment on Microsoft sets Copilot agents loose on your OneDrive files 4 weeks ago:
Time to upload the Epstein files onto one drive!
C’mon do it!
Teach the big machine that all the billionaires are pesos.
- Comment on QWERTY Phones Are Really Trying to Make a Comeback This Year 1 month ago:
And no AI?
- Comment on US | Verizon to stop automatic unlocking of phones as FCC ends 60-day unlock rule 1 month ago:
I thought they wanted me to buy a phone. Fuck AI and fuck locked phones.
- Comment on RAM may be abominably expensive, but hey, at least SSD prices are also exploding 1 month ago:
Or living under a bridge. Also an option.
- Comment on Google Classroom's new tool uses Gemini to transform lessons into podcast episodes 2 months ago:
So that Google can claim that we don’t need teachers.
- Comment on Global outrage as X’s Grok morphs photos of women, children into explicit content 2 months ago:
Let’s go beyond the 12" penis. What else?
- Comment on Global outrage as X’s Grok morphs photos of women, children into explicit content 2 months ago:
What about a puppy? Can it make puppies pornological?
- Comment on Mosquitoes' stabby suckers may find use in high-res 3D printers 2 months ago:
Pervert meets engineer… Hours later…it still hurts man!.. Yeah but check out the print quality! Who knew a penis could print a house!
- Comment on AI data centers may soon be powered by retired US Navy nuclear reactors from aircraft carriers and submarines 2 months ago:
And all the brave men and women of the various branches of the armed forces can just dance and juggle for the mighty king! Yey!
- Comment on Google will finally allow you to change your @gmail.com address 2 months ago:
O
- Comment on Latest Steam Deck update will warn you if an Xbox controller needs upgrading 2 months ago:
I’ve run out of mouse clicks for the month!
- Comment on Latest Steam Deck update will warn you if an Xbox controller needs upgrading 2 months ago:
Warning! Shoot the thing!
- Comment on Microsoft Teams is getting a new location tracking feature that lets bosses snoop on staff – research shows it could cause workforce pushback 2 months ago:
I got rid of my office phone too because its just a thing for scammers to bug me on. A phone is not useful to have or use anymore.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams is getting a new location tracking feature that lets bosses snoop on staff – research shows it could cause workforce pushback 2 months ago:
Too late! I’ve already deleted the app. If they want me to have it on my phone just pay for a phone for me to use and leave in my office when I go home.
- Comment on This AR Accessory Turns Your Dumb Glasses Into a Google Glass Ripoff 3 months ago:
Do I get that smile?
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Ma’am, they’re telling to move over slightly to the left and to try this doggie style… Hmmmkay?
- Comment on Data center cooling issue halts world's largest derivatives exchange — CME trading shutdown ripples across Malaysia, UK, and EU markets 3 months ago:
Issue… Turns out computers don’t like a super hot climate either.
- Comment on If Valve creates an "entry point" for living room PCs, the console-beating Steam Machines will follow, argues Baldur's Gate 3's publishing director 3 months ago:
Also, I will never purchase a gaming console for my kids to get addicted to it. Get the kids an “IPad”? I learned my lesson. Horrified by the results. Good luck out there! Don’t complaint if you don’t get into that graduate program that your parents dreamed of for you. Also can’t get a girl pregnant if you don’t know what that other joystick is for, so maybe this is not too bad. I’m conflicted by no, no “entry point” into my house or my pocket thanks.
- Comment on Scientists Created a Bulletproof Material 3 Times Stronger Than Kevlar—It’s Already Breaking Records 3 months ago:
Its Robert Murray Smith and his continuous ability to mesmerize people with carbon powder.
- Comment on Google is supporting US ICE face scanning 3 months ago:
If you face your phone into a welding helmet with automated shades it triggers constantly due to the IR laser constantly shining on your face to map it. Its usually located next to the camera lens since that’s what is used for auto focusing.
- Comment on 'Godfather of AI' says tech giants can't profit from their astronomical investments unless human labor is replaced 4 months ago:
But, like, who’s gonna give them money for a product?
- Comment on Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents 4 months ago:
So long as it is tiny I guess. I don’t like anything too big going into my anus.
- Comment on Twitter is launching a marketplace for inactive handles 4 months ago:
A snake eating itself.