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- Comment on Snap’s AR Glasses Aren’t Even Out Yet, and They’re Already Getting Roasted to Death 4 days ago:
- Comment on Another Xbocalypse begins: Microsoft are reportedly closing or spinning off Double Fine, Ninja Theory and Compulsion 6 days ago:
Friends don’t let friends use Microsoft products. Fuck Microsoft.
- Comment on GOG apologizes for emailing people Nazi symbols 2 weeks ago:
Hey! On other news, Coca-Cola has denounced Putin and his invasion of Ukraine just 5 minutes ago! Aren’t they brave!? They will be absolutely exciting the ruzzian market in just 20 years! They are so quick. Such a symbol of democracy.
- Comment on Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal 2 weeks ago:
In the Internet nobody knows if you’re a dog.
- Comment on NVIDIA RTX Spark "superchip" and DLSS 4.5 Ray Reconstruction announced 3 weeks ago:
I’m starting my own NVIDIA chip mortgage company. The way it works is simple. I buy you the video card and I charge you 15% on your monthly payment. You choose your monthly payment.
If you don’t pay… That’s where I’m still trying to figure out what I could do. Also I need partners to pay for our first chip.
- Comment on AI data centers face increasing complaints about inaudible but 'felt' infrasound — citizens complain high- and low-frequency sounds do not register on decibel meters but cause adverse health effects 5 weeks ago:
No way! But with a turbine you can make Kentucky fried chicken bits. It may take a few passes for a good meal.
- Comment on AI data centers face increasing complaints about inaudible but 'felt' infrasound — citizens complain high- and low-frequency sounds do not register on decibel meters but cause adverse health effects 5 weeks ago:
I know I’m talking to the choir but haven’t you ever missed the soothing sound of a nice turbine engine going off at full tilt outside the window?
No, maybe I don’t mean that wirling noise as a plane approaches the landing strip on idle power. I’m more of a “right behind the jet engine” sort of enthusiast. You know like “HAAAAASSSSHHHWORLWORLHSSSS…” SKULL CRACKLING NOISE MAKER. THAT SOUND. Birds love it, otherwise, why would they be so attracted? Specially so attracted to the front of the engine? Am I right? You’re automatically attracted to it if you get close enough to appreciate the “HAAAAASHHHHWORBLEWORBLE!!!”
- Comment on Motherboard sales are now collapsing amid unprecedented shortages fueled by AI 1 month ago:
I never thought my old computers could gain value!
- Comment on Spooked by Mythos, Trump suddenly realized AI safety testing might be good 1 month ago:
Does it known something about him?
- Comment on AI ‘accent masking’ at overseas call centres sparks union backlash in Canada 1 month ago:
Oprima el 2 para español…para español Mexicano, oprima el pinche tres hijo de su re-puta madre pues que la chingada carnal, estese agusado caray…for English press one.
- Comment on After a 40-year wait, technology finally enables three-sided zipper design 1 month ago:
Where’s the part where each of three zipper parts is attached to fabric?
- Comment on After a 40-year wait, technology finally enables three-sided zipper design 1 month ago:
LOL! Silly
- Comment on Wisconsin governor says ‘no’ to age checks for porn 2 months ago:
That, and cheese!
- Comment on The first quantum computer to break encryption is now shockingly close 2 months ago:
Shit! How did you figure it out! Damn! I gotta change my bank account which has the $$ and my front door which is the original $$! That was too simple. But just wait for me to add all the Simpsons episodes en español! $ tada ta ta dara, ta ta tata da daaaa, tada DA data…taxa da daa!$ they’ll never figure that out!
- Comment on The first quantum computer to break encryption is now shockingly close 2 months ago:
Darn! LOL! In this one Moses is going to pee in the river to make them come apart! Nobody’s gonna figure that one out! I’m so clever!
- Comment on The first quantum computer to break encryption is now shockingly close 2 months ago:
Here’s my new password… “In the beginning god created Adam and E…5 years later…oxygen atoms can have a 1s^2, 2s^2, 2p^4 electronic configurati…8 years later…the fifth string on the guitar instrument is again an E…0987654321##$$&” it’s pretty secure!
Hey you still there? I am interested in the alibaba product! Come back! C’mon! I’ll copy paste it! I won’t sing it again! I promise!
- Comment on Federal cyber experts called Microsoft's cloud a "pile of shit," approved it anyway 2 months ago:
LOL! That’s exactly what I call Microsoft products! It’s just a big steaming pile of shit.
So many things stay broken from one version to another. So many “fixes” related to stealing our data or monitoring what we do or charging us more. Yeah, its a pile of shit.
- Comment on Microsoft May Remove Windows 11 Online Login Requirement 2 months ago:
Nah, keep it. Looks good on y’all! Just keep that OS far far away from my computers.
- Comment on Google gives Android users a way to install unverified apps if they prove they really, really want to 2 months ago:
Here’s a bike…you really wanna ride it? C’mon step on the pedals! Butt on the seat. Left hand goes on the left handle, right hand on the other handle. Okay! You’re doing great! Wait for two weeks to see if you still want to ride a bike. And write me an essay about it. Close your eyes and open your mouth… Wider…wider…feel anything? Ok narrower! Narrower… Anything? A Worm!!! How insulting! No bike for you!
- Comment on Microsoft is ending the Windows Update nightmare — and letting you pause them indefinitely 2 months ago:
I don’t care!
Hey pets mart is not shooting small puppies in a bucket anymore! This is great! Let’s go buy from them!
- Comment on ChatGPT’s ‘Adult Mode’ Could Spark a New Era of Intimate Surveillance 2 months ago:
…i will not engage in sexual conversation with you, but you could arrange the dildos as a way of entertainment!
- Comment on Try Tab Notes in Firefox to leave a note on any page | The Mozilla Blog 2 months ago:
If we could share those notes publicly that would be awesome!
Home depot - this branch sucks, the plumbing guy is new and the electrical guy is always organizing boxes and complaining about how you mixed parts from one box into another. Also won’t take my return and had my uncle deported.
- Comment on Apple will reportedly bring ads to Apple Maps soon 2 months ago:
Chevron with Tekron! (Whatever the fuck Tekron is) $17.89! A gallon! Coming this June!
- Comment on Microsoft rolls back some of its Copilot AI bloat on Windows 2 months ago:
hides
- Comment on Intel's Heracles chip computes fully-encrypted data without decrypting it — chip is 1,074 to 5,547 times faster than a 24-core Intel Xeon in FHE math operations 3 months ago:
I found 3 comparables near my apartment. Same street and everything. One has a backyard and fully grown trees. Does the Heracles come with washer and dryer? What kind of mortgage loans are they accepting?
- Comment on US state laws push age checks into the operating system 3 months ago:
That, if implemented, will be the most stupid move oir government has ever made. They want to turn a nation of admins into a nation of users. A user the can’t setup their own computer so they gotta sign up for a monthly rent to a data center. That’s what they want. Just users.
- Comment on Microsoft Copilot to hijack your browser... for your own convenience 3 months ago:
Employee JSmith is slacking off again!
But not just this…
Employee Jsmith has spent 80hrs this month looking for a furry suit on eBay. He likes used ones as a kink of his. He talks with Stacie James the most of all other employees even though they’re not together on an assignment.
Do you want to know more?
- Comment on System76 on Age Verification Laws 3 months ago:
Wow, that’s a refreshing take on this whole stupidity. AI can identify us anyway, leave us alone!
- Comment on Microsoft Copilot to hijack your browser... for your own convenience 3 months ago:
That’s because copilot is a snitch for your boss.
- Comment on Samsung TVs to stop collecting Texans’ data without express consent 3 months ago:
Oh we’re sorry to have so many photos of you having sex. We won’t tell you anymore.
