Comment on No nut November is finally over but...

swiftcasty@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh

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  • Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I want to hug that toilet, and I’m not even drunk

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      • Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user.

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    • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Feed me!

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    God damn it I’m going to bed

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  • registrert@lemmy.sambands.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.

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  • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!”

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    • Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah it’s pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit “you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross”

      “Damn now that’s a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself”

      “Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP”

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Crave it, but in a friendly crackhead sort of way.

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  • Orbituary@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll buy you a hamburger if you let me eat your shit.

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