No nut November is finally over but...

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’d nearly forgotten about this scene from Look Who’s Talking Now. Thanks

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  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What the fresh hell is this

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    • BossDj@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Look who’s talking tells some bad romance story, but with a twist that it’s through the eyes of a baby with an adult inner monologue played by Bruce Willis. He mostly tries to figure out the stupid behaviors of adults.

      This demon is how the baby views the toilet. Potty training is a sub plot of the movie.

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  • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    excuse me?

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I loved and hated it since the first time I saw it

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• match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Not pooping for 3 days?? Try not pooping for 30

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  • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Toxic Megacolon

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  • Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    31

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nah I’m good

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  • MisterFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Better stock up on beans

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  • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I simply have a catheter installed so I can complete the challenge with ease. I’m so smart.

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• OtakuAltair@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Remember the no-shit guy from back when we came to Lemmy? I wonder how they’re doing

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  • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Turns out they were full of shit in a different way

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  • sndrtj@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait what? Link?

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    • OtakuAltair@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Good times

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  no more shitposting until next year 😥

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• swiftcasty@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Would you rather have your toilet crave your excrement, or despise you for it?

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  • CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh

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    • Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      God damn it I’m going to bed

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    • registrert@lemmy.sambands.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.

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    • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!”

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Crave it, but in a friendly crackhead sort of way.

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    • Orbituary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ll buy you a hamburger if you let me eat your shit.

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• paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s been Non-stop Nuttin’ November for me, I’m so glad to finally get a rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy.

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Now it’s don’t-stop dumpin’ December

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• fastandcurious@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I prefer destroy dick december

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Brace yourselves, Jerk-off January is coming.

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  • Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looks like I started early.

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• tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Its 0:50 here and Im literally sitting on the toilet…

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  • lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    better get up off dat

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• jbk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fuck I failed already

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Moooom the toilet monster’s back and you promised that wouldn’t happen again

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• Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Send me all ur cheese I’m doing this shit (actually I’m not doing shit)

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I gotcha fam. I got a block of cheddar cheese spiked with fentanyl with your name on it.

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    • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ll DM you my address

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• SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I hope it is fiber February then

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• Public_Tumbleweed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Holy hell

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• hactar42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ve failed 6 times today

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• dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can’t wait to poop this.

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• RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I will gladly lose this battle.

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• Zellith@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  He wants our poo poo and our pee pee!

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All he’s getting is my knuckle babies

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• MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• Smokeydope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Whoever came up with don’t dump December is trying to get people to win the darwin award: impaction edition. Sounds like a psyops cooked up over at 4chan

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What’s funny is I thought I came up with it then Googled it and, of course someone else had already done it.

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