Not pooping for 3 days?? Try not pooping for 30
No nut November is finally over but...
Submitted 2 years ago by gibmiser@lemmy.world to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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match@pawb.social 2 years ago
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Toxic Megacolon
Rakonat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
31
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Nah I’m good
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Better stock up on beans
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I simply have a catheter installed so I can complete the challenge with ease. I’m so smart.
OtakuAltair@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Remember the no-shit guy from back when we came to Lemmy? I wonder how they’re doing
smeg@feddit.uk 2 years ago
Turns out they were full of shit in a different way
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 years ago
no more shitposting until next year 😥
swiftcasty@kbin.social 2 years ago
Would you rather have your toilet crave your excrement, or despise you for it?
CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 years ago
God damn it I’m going to bed
registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 2 years ago
You’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Or if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!”
gibmiser@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Crave it, but in a friendly crackhead sort of way.
Orbituary@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ll buy you a hamburger if you let me eat your shit.
paddirn@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s been Non-stop Nuttin’ November for me, I’m so glad to finally get a rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Now it’s don’t-stop dumpin’ December
fastandcurious@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I prefer destroy dick december
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Brace yourselves, Jerk-off January is coming.
Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 years ago
Looks like I started early.
tomi000@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Its 0:50 here and Im literally sitting on the toilet…
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
better get up off dat
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Fuck I failed already
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Moooom the toilet monster’s back and you promised that wouldn’t happen again
Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Send me all ur cheese I’m doing this shit (actually I’m not doing shit)
gibmiser@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I gotcha fam. I got a block of cheddar cheese spiked with fentanyl with your name on it.
Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I’ll DM you my address
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I hope it is fiber February then
Public_Tumbleweed@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Holy hell
hactar42@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ve failed 6 times today
dipshit@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I can’t wait to poop this.
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I will gladly lose this battle.
Zellith@kbin.social 2 years ago
He wants our poo poo and our pee pee!
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 years ago
All he’s getting is my knuckle babies
MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Smokeydope@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Whoever came up with don’t dump December is trying to get people to win the darwin award: impaction edition. Sounds like a psyops cooked up over at 4chan
gibmiser@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What’s funny is I thought I came up with it then Googled it and, of course someone else had already done it.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’d nearly forgotten about this scene from Look Who’s Talking Now. Thanks
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dingus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What the fresh hell is this
BossDj@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Look who’s talking tells some bad romance story, but with a twist that it’s through the eyes of a baby with an adult inner monologue played by Bruce Willis. He mostly tries to figure out the stupid behaviors of adults.
This demon is how the baby views the toilet. Potty training is a sub plot of the movie.
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 2 years ago
excuse me?
gibmiser@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I loved and hated it since the first time I saw it