HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on Canada demands 5% of revenue from Netflix, Spotify, and other streamers 5 months ago:
Oh, welcome to the fun world of transfer pricing. It’s advanced bullshit accounting.
- Comment on Dakota Johnson on ‘Madame Web’ Blowback: “I’ll Never Do Anything Like It Again” 8 months ago:
How long will I have to wait before someone says “it’s webbin time” cause i don’t think I can handle that kind of disappointment
- Comment on and from such a majestic creature... 11 months ago:
All glory to hypnotoad
- Comment on Inspired by real events 11 months ago:
It’s very muddy
- Comment on Inspired by real events 11 months ago:
Stop reading my diary dammit
- Comment on Do really large people need special bathtubs/showers to keep water from getting everywhere? 11 months ago:
I had some flatmates in college who didn’t know the difference between the waterproof liners and the decorative ones and kept buying decorative ones and wondering why the floor was getting wet. I told them they needed two, but noooo they weren’t idiots they got into college (narrator: they were idiots). I think one dude musta spent a hundred bucks on liners before listening to me.
- Comment on What is the thing that resembles a camera shoe under the handset holder found on telephones with a handset used for? 11 months ago:
Dude those are really cool phones. I had forgotten how much I miss rotaries.
- Comment on Roughly 31.75 meters 11 months ago:
1 mort = 300 petit mort and op’s mom definitely had a reputation for holeyness
- Comment on why am I told that I'm a child on the internet?? I'm 20!! 11 months ago:
uwu
- Comment on Save thousands 11 months ago:
Great song. I can’t think of a worse time to play it’s raining men than when it’s literally raining men, tho
- Comment on Choose A or B 11 months ago:
B. Use fish to fund low income/homeless/transitional shelters. Also, balding.
- Comment on Save thousands 11 months ago:
I just want them to play “it’s raining men” as they scatter my ashes. Because, well…
- Comment on Save thousands 11 months ago:
Shit. Ours were $150USD pine boxes. Ugly as sin, but they got the job done.
- Comment on Save thousands 11 months ago:
Not to mention around here, by law that box goes in another box (a cement vault) so how many boxes I gotta pay for
- Comment on Save thousands 11 months ago:
“science” doesn’t take every body, and I’ve outlived two of the three doctors who want to experiment on my corpse (much to their chagrin).
- Comment on Super Shitter? 11 months ago:
That’s the cleanest destroyed terlet I’ve ever seen
- Comment on Laundry day 11 months ago:
I had surgery what required catheterization a few times. Last time, the catheter bubble failed to deflate properly. It was… Unpleasant. Got stuck. Thanks for the nostalgia!
- Comment on Fishing 11 months ago:
Beets
- Comment on Just breaking up the star trek monopoly 11 months ago:
Set wardrobe to fun
- Comment on Damn ribs in the way 11 months ago:
Dude I was near an air force base. We were talking about it. So were the air force brats. It spread like miracle whip.
- Comment on ...did everyone get this? 11 months ago:
- Comment on ...did everyone get this? 11 months ago:
Mine says 1997. Just 1997.
- Comment on Be safe out there, Atlanta. 11 months ago:
Yeah, me too, but fuck youtube.
- Comment on What are some common everyday examples of this phenomenon? (see body) 11 months ago:
Wait I’m having so many BMs because I don’t have enough RAM? I’ll talk to my GI about this.
- Comment on What are some common everyday examples of this phenomenon? (see body) 11 months ago:
Okay, so the other day we were doing yardwork and my weird cat was hanging out with us. A dude rode by on his bike and my cat took off after him. He turned around and came back, got off his bike, sat down on our porch laughing and told us “No one is going to believe me. I’ve never been chased by a cat before. I’ve been chased by dogs, but… I had to tell someone.” I mean that’s our cat. I can believe it. But it was pretty funny to watch. I wish I’d gotten it on film.
- Comment on What are some common everyday examples of this phenomenon? (see body) 11 months ago:
- Comment on Stomp it down 11 months ago:
Mariah I’ve been begging you to let me go for decades please let me free from your clutches
- Comment on [deleted] 11 months ago:
I figure I’m already on a list because I’m a Statesian, so if I just push that default level of grossness up a touch they’ll stop looking. All the spy cams in the house are pointed at anuses 24/7. And not the good anuses either. Not the ones we serve to guests.
- Comment on What could have been 11 months ago:
By nipple ring, are you referring to the ring his really long nipple made in his sock or are you referring to some kind of jewelry or adornment? Because first one, then the other.
- Comment on Be safe out there, Atlanta. 11 months ago:
