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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

Just shot them in space to all directions, but also add ads so aliens know to ignore and avoid us.

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milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

Do you like checking out Earth subcultures but don’t want to be identified as an alien and sent to Rwanda? You need Nord VPN.

Clash of Cows: the ultimate 3D mobile game where you can pit your abductees against those of other, less-benevolelant races. Win battles to earn points and abduct new cows, and research newer and greater evolutions for your herd.

Office 365.25. Put your data in the cloud. Next to your spaceship.

Your Microsoft computer has been infected!!! Call our hotline immediately to fix the issue!!

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- Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  “Fuck, why is my galactic supermassive DNS sinkhole not blocking these ads!??” - the frustrated alien
  
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