Comment on Court rules Gabe Newell must appear in person to testify in Steam anti-trust lawsuit

• Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah, I understand now. [MODIFYING JOKE MATRIX TO ACCOMMODATE NEW INFORMATION]

  “Your honor, I need to fire my lawyer.”

  “Mr Newell, no competent lawyer in this country would defend you on this point. If you do not answer the question I will hold you in contempt.”

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  • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Bailiff, seize him.”

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      \Half Life 3 drops from his pocket*

      “THAT’S NOT MINE”

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      • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “It’s actually all of yours. Check you computers, they all have Half Life 3 installed.”

        *Gabe puts on a top hat, pulls out an umbrella and floats away.”

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  • Omniraptor@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is how we win

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lmao this is great

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