thats easy, pollute the air so much that you have to buy consumable gas mask filters to breathe
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Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Look at how much capitalism creates progress and drives us as a species to better ourselves. Next step, how to make money off people breathing air and sell them a subscription for it so they can continue to consume
ngdev@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Exactly what I was thinking. Petroleum companies have been working on it for years I’m sure
muffedtrims@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nestle enters the chat
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
“Water isn’t a human right”
matlag@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Then tens of thousands or millions would die when a server goes down, but “shit happens” and there was a small line in the EULA where the provider deny all responsability if anythind bad happens from a service failure.
Thoughts and prayers, though!
Did you know that with our Super+ package, you get redundant servers switching automatically to the next working one?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
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ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hail skroob
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
I was today years old when I realized that Skroob is an anagram of Brooks.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Whaaaaaaaat