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Survive the zombie apocalypse

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨balderdash9@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Katana, machete, axe, and body armor so I don’t kill myself with all these implements of cutting and hacking.

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  • Meganium97@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    German Shepherd, machete, body armor, and a water purifier. As long as I can minimize encounters and maximize hunting gains, I’ll be set for the apocalypse.

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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My chilean nationality will suffice, would be unacceptable for such kind of natural disaster to bring down normality… worse things can happen and tomorrow I have to go uni anyways.

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  • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Flashlight, water purifier, respirator, and rifle (I assume with required things like ammo).

    Nobody said how this plague spreads, for all we know it’s in the water or Airborne. Flashlight for scavenging and because it’s far more important to know if that’s a pile of scrap or a Zombie than it is to stay super stealthy. And Rifle gets you everything else you need.

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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m entering the nearest sports store and stealing hockey gear

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    • PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Good luck, Casey

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  • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fire axe, shotgun, tent, flashlight

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  • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    invisibility cloak

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fire axe, german Shepard, first aid kit, crossbow

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jeep, AK, Purifier, First Aid.

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    • Cypher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well at least the AK is reliable because you’ll need it when the Jeep breaks down.

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      • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        These are starter items right? All of my selected items are just expendable resources. The tough decision is where I should go for maximum resources and reliable companions.

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  • kosanovskiy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dog if trained, water purifier, fire axe, AK (if with bullets of around 250), otherwise a flashlight AK maybe priority since I know how to make my own ammo.

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    • bi_tux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Someone who read the improvised munitions manual

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Body armor, jeep, night vision goggles and silenced hand gun.

    Each of those are the hardest to obtain of the options except the jeep.

    Start with the jeep and put on body armor. If it’s night travel with lights off and use night vision goggles.

    Everything else is stuff you can find later easily with a few unimportant exceptions.

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    • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yep. With those I can survive long enough to easily get the rest.

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  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dog, first aid, axe, and water purifier.

    The guns will depend entirely on ammo. Gasoline for the vehicles will go bad eventually, a diesel truck with 4 wheel drive would be better. The radio depends on other people also having radios. Everything else can either be easily found later or can be made given enough time.

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  • wiLD0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Katana - quiet, and meant as a weapon against humans Night vision goggles - can take advantage of the cover of night Water purifier - greatly simplifies one human necessity Body armor - will put it on only when there’s a risk

    None of these are common household items, whereas some of the items on the list are, and thus, scavenged easily enough.

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  • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Uh. I already have all of this stuff except the dog. What do I win?

    Is it a dog? I hope I win the dog.

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    • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You lose it all except 3 items. But you do get the dog.

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  • Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Body armour for bites Crossbow for hunting Machete for defense Water purifier for water

    This is assuming its not airborn and if it was respirator presuming im not imune to it already

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  • 0x4E4F@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Water purifer, AK-47, Machette, Jeep

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  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Radio for news and communication, gods gift to man the Jeep, transportation, housing, and protection, fire axe mostly as a tool and water purifier, weapons will run out of ammo and I forgot the rest

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  • NorthWestWind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Have you ever played zombie town? There’s nothing here that can deal with mutant zombies, so we are screwed.

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  • blahsay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The only correct answer here is:

    • Jeep (mobility, storage and sleeping). Also height for scouting/shooting
    • Machete - very useful for close combat and as a survival tool if you know how
    • Ak47 (assuming ammo also provided). Excellent weapon, great range, stopping power and reliability, decent accuracy.
    • Night vision - if you’ve used these you know they provide an immense tactical advantage and can act as a flashlight too.

    All the rest are superfluous or easily buildable by yourself (eg water filter)

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    • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      After 500km the Jeep is useless for mobility

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      • blahsay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Siphon petrol. Any tube will work for instance the wiper tube

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    • GiddyGap@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The only item here that will be remotely useful longterm is the machete. All the other items will run out of gas, ammo, and battery quickly.

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      • MycoBro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        An axe is more useful than a machete.

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  • Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Katana. Jeep. Body armor. Warerpurifier.

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  • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Machete - versatile for protection, hunting, cooking

    Water purifier - no explanation needed

    Night vision goggles maybe? - more discrete than a flashlight

    Jeep - but you know that thing will break down pretty quickly

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    • lunarul@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wtf are you going to hunt with a machete?

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      • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Trapping is probably better terminology. A machete can be used to easily enough make some simple traps, then execute whatever was caught. Hopefully food.

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  • Pons_Aelius@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Machete

    crossbow

    body armour

    night-vision.

    Stealth, protection and silent defence.

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