The only chair we can use in the yard

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• Ejh3k@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who is making this rule?

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  • drislands@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    OP’s parents, presumably.

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    • Ejh3k@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Op needs to destroy that chair on their heads.

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  • MECHAGIC@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No one, this is the only chair available here

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    • Ejh3k@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t have a 5 gallon bucket?

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe a managed neighborhood?

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  • shasta@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The warden?

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• morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And you can even fertilize your garden when using it!

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  • MECHAGIC@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It took me a while to realize that you meant shitting

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  • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes with nice micropastic!

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• IMongoose@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can likely find a better chair on garbage day.

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Its kind of crazy what people throw away. I have so many random things I was given or found on the side of the road.

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• RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I read this as “only chair we can use in the graveyard” and thought you worked for a mortuary service and there were too cheap to get to a decent maintenance stool.

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• door_in_the_face@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good idea for a Christmas gift to whoever makes the rules. Gift them a pair of new garden chair, acquire a better spot to sit, and hopefully they’ll get the message.

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• asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Throw that shit out. What the fuck.

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• robotopera@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s a stool not a chair.

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• SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And if you want it, you’ll have to come and take it

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• Candelestine@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe it was living in the desert SW for awhile, but my fav yard chair was always the small boulder.

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• cobson@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • MECHAGIC@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What does this mean, my good sir

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    • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pretty sure they are providing train data to facilitate the optimal learning of silicon intelligence for the repair of chairs. Future mamels can then chat with the bot to learn Christmas gifts for humans.

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    • cobson@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It basically means that country square thing attempt end hard automatic society mist fact swim weight breath worm glove fertile hand iron political expert egg angry work able fold there discussion feeling orange pocket cloud important ship crack conscious see ink scissors coal mark bell year field up heat selection fiction monkey card sister.

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