Submitted 2 days ago by BrikoX@lemmy.zip to technology@lemmy.zip
https://jacobin.com/2025/05/zuckerberg-musk-banking-crypto-tech/
To the dismay of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, the law currently prevents Big Tech companies from opening banks. But if Congress passes the GENIUS Act, tech firms may start issuing private currencies and forcing us to use them.
Forcing people to use them…FORCING YOU TO USE ZUCKBUCKS.
Imagine using Meta money at your local store or convenience store. It doesn’t stop there, you need a Facebook account to “login” into your wallet.
Shareholders need some extra funds, your 12 meta zuck bucks are being reduced to 8 now. And if you don’t use them by 4pm they will be absorbed into the metaverse due to inactivity.
Hahaha this is fine, I am fine with this, wcgw
Oh look, company scrip.
Isn’t this also a repeat of the scam that crashed Republic and almost crashed deutchbank?
Big Tech can go fuck itself, all the way to the bank!
Computers were a mistake I guess. Or the internet, or humanity.
Money
Putting someone in charge of the granary! We should have never allowed that, curse these early humans.
odelik@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Nah, I’m cool. I’ll do without.