The company’s new Dekoda toilet accessory is like a little bathroom detective.
Sensor log, day 45: “Yep, it’s still shit"
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The company’s new Dekoda toilet accessory is like a little bathroom detective.
Sensor log, day 45: “Yep, it’s still shit"
This time it’s jizz, every Thursday at 9:15am and 9:15 pm. Why is their timing so precise.
Excuse me sir, I gotta check your butthole.
Revised headline: Kohler wants to be all up in your shit.
Something, something, Kohlera.
And let me guess, they’re going to sell the data
Subscription service. This is why you get an MBA.
Business school graduate: “Hmm, the TP & bidet angles already exist, there must be a new way for me to generate wealth every time everyone shits.”
Six hundred bucks, PLUS $70-$156/year??? For a shit camera? That’s insane…
What can they figure out? If they can detect cancer when it is easy to treat I'd pay much more than that.
i don't think they can detect anything useful, but if they can.
No.
Lol, they made SmartPipe
Scrubs did the Doctor Toilet years ago!
As long as it always aims down. I don’t need my butt captured
But can it see COVID??
They want to dekoda my doodies?
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 9 hours ago
So I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m not sure I want to live on this planet anymore.
Manjushri@piefed.social 8 hours ago
Oh… I’m sure.