LemmyKnowsBest
@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
- Comment on Key & Peele in "Planning a Heist" - One of my favorite sketches from the show. What are yours? 9 months ago:
I like the one about the parallel universe in which elementary school teachers are revered & paid as highly as pro football players.
- Comment on What the hell! Let's all just go crazy! 11 months ago:
okay I did it. It’s pointless to write out what I said. But you get it.
- Comment on That's... the inside of a red bell pepper though 11 months ago:
but i wanted to know more about the noises & smells characteristic of natural areas & farmland in French countrysides, and wondering what Hepatitis C and grotesque orange bell pepper seed porn has anything to do with it
- Comment on Choose A or B 11 months ago:
of those 12 attributes, only two of them are desirable.
I’m just gonna opt out of this entire post.
- Comment on Abraham 11 months ago:
is that Flula?
- Comment on [deleted] 11 months ago:
shiitake
- Comment on Is there a way to see user likes and dislikes on lemmy? 11 months ago:
Because all internet strangers know each other’s home addresses.
- Comment on Is there a way to see user likes and dislikes on lemmy? 11 months ago:
Yes I’ve been that person before. And I’ve ended internet arguments with it from the other end as well. I’ve seen it work. And I’ve felt it work.
granted it’s not always successful, and if you hate it so much then it probably won’t work coming from either end for you, so whatever.
- Comment on help 11 months ago:
No but that reminds me “manslaughter” can be interpreted two different ways. One is terrifying 😱 and one is rather wholesome 😊
- Comment on Save thousands 11 months ago:
dying costs nothing to the deceased. The monetary expense becomes any survivors’ problem.
- Comment on Save thousands 11 months ago:
But there’s no hell for Lego bricks, they just spend their non-biodegradable eternity scattered across children’s bedroom floors.
- Comment on Save thousands 11 months ago:
K. I mean there are like three other seriously important things for my bare minimal survival that I’ve been procrastinating for weeks, but sure I’ll get right on that.
- Comment on Laundry day 11 months ago:
I’ve been aware of the phenomenon for years. And no I have no desire to look at pictures of such things. I just don’t get it. Why? And again all I ask and all I want to know is that’s a very small exit-only hole, why/how do people put things up there?
- Comment on Dang. I don't tip my landlord enough it seems. 11 months ago:
Those are all perfectly normal hobbies. Wait.
- Comment on Prison 11 months ago:
OMG He said “commodore” but I think he meant “commode” which is a toilet.
Commodore means dining room in Spanish. or a gaming system from the 1980s.
- Comment on Laundry day 11 months ago:
Hey I’m a woman but isn’t that a really tiny hole and how/why are people shoving things up there?!
- Comment on Save thousands 11 months ago:
I hope someone in this thread is taking notes on everyone’s post-mortem directives they’re leaving in the comments.
- Comment on Save thousands 11 months ago:
okay, I’m sure
RedditLemmy comments serve as a legal last will and testament & post-mortem directives. So we will remember what you told us. - Comment on Save thousands 11 months ago:
Jeez, a refrigerator-sized cardboard box would be free.
- Comment on Save thousands 11 months ago:
I’d sign up for that. A new lease on eternal life!
- Comment on help 11 months ago:
every day you people make me more enlightened. I never noticed the words “flaming” and “go” in flamingo before.
- Comment on Is there a way to see user likes and dislikes on lemmy? 11 months ago:
try this instead. When someone insults you or says something to make you angry, reply with something sickeningly sweet and loving. Trust me. It’s a powerful weapon. kill them with kindness. More often than that it has the effect of silencing them because it neutralizes their vitriol like pouring water on a fire.
Use any of these:
I love you ❤️
You are loved.
Have a blissful day.
- Comment on Is eating potato chips better than nothing in terms of pure nutrition and wholesomeness? 11 months ago:
I find it hard to believe that potato chips would be your only option. If you’re not feeling well, and you’re not hungry, you have to eat something so it might as well be something easy and nutritious. try something like this: MealSquares.com; Ketolent; JimmyJoy.com; I can’t remember the rest but there are dozens of other things just like that.
- Comment on What is the thing that resembles a camera shoe under the handset holder found on telephones with a handset used for? 11 months ago:
Thank you for providing a source, even still I’ve never heard the words “cold camera shoe” before, and nowhere is it written in the screenshot you provided, but apparently some people in this thread know what a “cold camera shoe” means And I find this all very amusing.
- Comment on Sorry 11 months ago:
omg I think I could be described the same way
- Comment on This very important strike you probably haven't heard of has now been going on for about 6 months 11 months ago:
Wow, you posted this three times, this is what my front page looks like
- Comment on They forgot the LGBTQ... 11 months ago:
Exactly. normally when we think “immigrants” we think of the peniless illegal people who crawl under the fence or swim around it. No. The real enemy immigrants are the wealthies.
Especially the ones buying up all our real estate so houses sit empty and cost too much for anyone to live in them.
- Comment on Stop spoiling your kids 11 months ago:
This is the original comic
- Comment on Stop spoiling your kids 11 months ago:
Is this the part we’re supposed to say “that’s enough internet for the day,” and promise we’re going to turn it off, or just become desensitized and keep reading more depraved nonsense?
- Comment on What could have been 11 months ago:
Do you have to wear pasties all day every day to keep them from chafing?
