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What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    … You were supposed to the whole time …

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    • WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nothing ever mattered? D:

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    • aelwero@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My wife and I have been on board for decades :)

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Next you’ll be telling me I should pronounce the L in island as well!

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      fun fact: the S in island is completely fucking made up, the original spelling was “iland” with “i” being cognate with “ö” in swedish. It basically means island land and the only reason why there’s an S in there is because some shithead thought it was related to the french word “isle” and felt that INCORRECT idea warranted changing the spelling.

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yep. It is indeed. Same with the K in knight, which was added for no fucking reason.

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    • FarFarAway@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You mean the s?

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I mean the L. Like in salmon.

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    • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      i-sand… is-and… isund? iand? Ok, I give up, how are you supposed to pronounce it without the L?

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Now that is the real question.

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        etymologically the word is made up of “i” and “land”, the “s” was added by some idiot in the 15th century. “i” is cognate with “ö” in swedish which simply means “island”, so just pull a power move and drop all the other letters completely.

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  • Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    From now on I’ll pronounce Worcester as whore Chester.

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    • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Leave Chester alone, he’s just misunderstood!

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      • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah. Dude has to earn a living somehow.

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    • lugal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In a German quizz show, there was the question how to pronounce it and not everyone know

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      • Skaryon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        WORSCHESTERSOSSE

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  • woobie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I already do this with the word “solder” which confuses my fellow Americans greatly. They seem to think I’m lying that the L is sounded out in other English speaking countries.

    I just think the American pronunciation (SAW-dur) sounds wrong.

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t solder, so I’m no expert, but I’ve only ever heard it pronounced “sodder” (though agreed, leaving out the “l” sound is an odd choice).

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      • matter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        In UK/Australia/NZ we pronounce it as written, with the l.

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      • isthingoneventhis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I am today years old learning that it was spelled with an L and not just a D.

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    • ThatOneBatTurd@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What area of the country are you in? I’m on the West Coast and the normal pronunciation is with the L. Pronunciations often depend on region though

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      • moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        In New England I’ve only ever heard it without the L (like “sodder”).

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    • IndefiniteBen@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Out of all the different ways Americans pronounce words differently, hearing sodder is the only one that makes me cringe.

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      • uis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Are you sure that place have… SOBER!

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m in the US and I’ve never heard anyone pronounce it “SAW-dur” in person or in any form of media. You are supposed to pronounce the L in the General American accent.

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      • NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think this is a misunderstanding. The poster you’re replying to is talking about solder, not soldier (which you wrote, assuming that’s the word you meant). Solder, as in a soldering iron, is pronounced Saw-dur in the US. Ya dingus 😉

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      • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Not really, it’s the same as caulk.

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      • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Couldn’t even wait longer than an hour to complain about downvotes.

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    • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not to be confused with soljer soldier

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  • sunbytes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh sugar, I already do

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  • Cruxifux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just try to pronounce laugh as it’s spelt. I dare you.

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    • f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Salmon is a type of ghoti.

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It has facial hair??

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      i believe that’s a welsh insult

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      • lugal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ich sehe was du tatest hier

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      okay I did it. It’s pointless to write out what I said. But you get it.

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      • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Laowguh-hhhh

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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      🪵-h

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just as long as I can simultaneously drop the’l’ sound from salmonella

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  • smackjack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I always pronounce the H in Meghan and the TH in Thailand in my head.

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    • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thighland is a very different place in my head.

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    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Herb.

      Phone.

      Come at me Pronouncation nerds.

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Erb (with a long e)

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    • HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      While we are at it, the. The t doesn’t sound like a t. The h doesn’t sound like an h. The e doesn’t sound like an e.

      None of the letters sound like how they should when looked at individually. I propose we change this. From now on, each letter gets pronounced as itself in the word the.

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Teehee 🤭

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re wife material for Ron DeSantis.

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  • MECHAGIC@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You weren’t supposed to do that?

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  • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    salman rushdie

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    • murpium@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      lol yes! Someone who has actually watched Frisky Dingo!

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  • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    🔫 always has been 🔫

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  • tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh fine, let's just start pronouncing "recognize" as though there were actually a "G" in it then!! I mean where does the madness stop!!

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    • FarFarAway@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or the t in exactly.

      Actually that sort of annoys me…

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      as a swede whose accent is a hodgepodge of everything between scottish to RP to some vague average of american plus of course swenglish, i have spoken into the void and it spake back.

      aj räckågnaiz de sällmån

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I always have. How else is it pronounced? “Reckonize?”

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      • matter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yes, people often/usually drop the g in quick/casual speech, but most regions I have heard do pronounce it when speaking slower or more formally.

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    • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Idk, I say it like reckignize. Can’t be bothered to open my jaw to pronounce the O. But I’m from oklahoma so it’s not my fault :)

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  • octoperson@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can anyone say the s and the th in Isthmus? It’s making my tongue feel funny.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I always pronounce it that way.

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Midwestern gang out here saying the l in palm

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    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      … Are you not supposed to?

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      • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        According to my English teacher who grew up in California no.

        Palm is apparently not supposed to rhyme with calm

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or the “T” in “often!”

    Oh, wait, lots of people do that already.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Which totally ruins the joke in The Pirates of Penzance.

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Now that’s a Rubicon that I crossed ages ago.

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  • reverendsteveii@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    *They put sall-mon in the fish tacos, Hank. ¡SALL-MON!

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  • callyral@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    what

    is it not pronounced /sɔɫmən/ (sol-muhn)???

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    • reverendsteveii@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      SAM-in

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