FlyingSquid
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world
- Comment on What the hell! Let's all just go crazy! 11 months ago:
I always pronounce it that way.
- Comment on Gernuine question i don't know where else to post 11 months ago:
- Comment on What the hell! Let's all just go crazy! 11 months ago:
Which totally ruins the joke in The Pirates of Penzance.
- Comment on Frock 11 months ago:
Why is he so angry?
- Submitted 11 months ago to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world | 91 comments
- Comment on Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! 11 months ago:
That’s not sleight-of-hand. He can only do close-up magic.
- Comment on Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! 11 months ago:
He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he’ll always get it right. But by magic.
- Comment on The advancement of humanity 11 months ago:
Weird. This was like 15 years before that.
- Comment on Buster's pissed off now 11 months ago:
It’s a stupid name for a dog.
- Comment on Buster's pissed off now 11 months ago:
Buster is a good boy.
Stephanie is a bad girl for naming her dog Buster.
- Comment on Title 11 months ago:
The first rule of fight gender is we don’t talk about fight gender.
- Comment on The advancement of humanity 11 months ago:
I remember when I was a kid back in the 80s, they had a brief show where kids could show off their inventions and this one girl came up with a type of edible tape you could use to do things like hold burritos together. I still think that’s genius. Of course, it never became an actual product.
- Comment on Title 11 months ago:
fight gender
But I like gender. Some of my best friends are gendered.
- Comment on [deleted] 11 months ago:
I use a Vapor Genie. It is unusual, but I really like the results.
- Comment on Fine. Just combine your powers without me. 11 months ago:
What’s the age limit? Because she’s 13, so I don’t know if they’ll take her.
- Comment on Fine. Just combine your powers without me. 11 months ago:
I told my daughter all about it the other day. She said she thought it sounded incredibly stupid. I mean, she’s right. But also, how dare she!
- Comment on I can't argue with that. 11 months ago:
They had to put it on a drone.
- Comment on I believe theyre talking about newborns there. 11 months ago:
Not with that attitude.
- Comment on The advancement of humanity 11 months ago:
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER!
- Comment on Fine. Just combine your powers without me. 11 months ago:
I imagine whoever was forced to do that comic tried to make it as non-sucky as possible.
- Comment on One small step for man, one giant leap for a disabled man 11 months ago:
Also disabled but don’t need a ramp because I’m not disabled that way and this is funny.
- Comment on Plates 11 months ago:
- Submitted 11 months ago to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world | 25 comments
- Comment on [deleted] 11 months ago:
I prefer vaporizing, but sure. Why not?
- Submitted 11 months ago to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world | 8 comments
- Comment on Air Wisconsin pilots ratify new agreement in 2023 11 months ago:
TIL “Air Wisconsin” is a thing.
- Comment on Roughly 31.75 meters 11 months ago:
They have really changed the requirements for sainthood since Vatican II.
- Comment on [deleted] 11 months ago:
That’s two of the reasons why drug testing is bullshit:
A) Alcohol isn’t considered a part of it and you can fail a drug test if you had weed a week ago but pass if you got drunk before pissing in the cup.
and
B) If you can do your job efficiently, who cares what substances you take? If someone shows up to work drunk or high and can’t do their job, by all means, fire them. But so many people do their work just fine drunk or high.
- Comment on [deleted] 11 months ago:
But not the fun kind.
- Comment on Chicken Strips 11 months ago:
But remember, pay in dollars, because she doesn’t accept chicken tender.
