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Roughly 31.75 meters

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • geekworking@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The board is about 2 feet shorter in cold weather.

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    • rayyy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      .6096 meters shorter

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      • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        *Approximately 242 stiff-flacid deltas

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I used this study for my conversion; it lists 13.12 cm as the average erect length.

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    • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That is exactly 1250 inches. I think they’re using imperial here.

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      • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Imperial dicks, that checks out.

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    • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So are we nolonger using the kings dick as reference like back in the old days.

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    • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank you for your rigor.

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      • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh, no. It doesn’t get that way until you stimulate it.

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  • MoreOrLess@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In a row?

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  • WoodlandAlliance@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    End to end or side by side?

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  • BoxerDevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The number of dicks OP’s mom services in a night?

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You shut your mouth, my mother is a saint! She can service at least 300 dicks a night!

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They have really changed the requirements for sainthood since Vatican II.

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      • takeda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY

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  • KISSmyOS@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How many dicks is the way to the parking lot?

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Roughly”? The length of those things ranges over an entire order of magnitude.

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    • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sooooo like feet?

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      • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        At least feet don’t normally change length by a factor of 2

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  • Slow@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why is this beam installed at an angle?

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    • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey… If u r dicked individual, u should know that “angles” are very important for the best possible experience.

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Joke’s on you, rest of the world: your 2440mm x 1220mm x 13mm sheet goods, for example, are just 4’ x 8’ x 1/2" in disguise. Ditto for a lot of building materials, as well as standardized parts for other industries (like the pin pitch of electronics connectors etc.) that were really U.S. standards first that everybody else then got stuck with.

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    • empireOfLove@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bet tons of electronics guys wonder why standard header pins are a pitch of 2.54mm… sike! its just 0.100" !!!

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