KISSmyOS
@KISSmyOS@lemmy.world
- Comment on Valve Pleads With Steam Deck Owners to Stop Inhaling Exhaust Fumes 10 months ago:
Sniff, sniff…MMmmmmhh, smells like Arch!
- Comment on Why do it 10 months ago:
“sometimes when I’m down here… i listen to the water… and it sounds like people talking…” Uh, okay.
This is perfectly normal when you’re alone in a quiet place.
- Comment on They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious... 11 months ago:
Jumping into a lake is more intense with your shirt on.
- Comment on Roughly 31.75 meters 11 months ago:
How many dicks is the way to the parking lot?
- Comment on Chad cat lovers 11 months ago:
Clearly not a cat-lover. Cause there’s no cat on the keyboard.
- Comment on Why would I want to use the multi-desktop functionality in Windows 11? 11 months ago:
To group your open windows into 2 “themes”.
So for example when you use Alt-Tab, you only flip through your work windows while working, and only through your me-stuff while on break. - Comment on Microchips 11 months ago:
Ich bin nicht überrascht von einem niederländischen Kommentar in einem Faden über Käse.
- Comment on Microchips 11 months ago:
Fun fact: Kraft used to label the product as “Pasteurized Processed Cheese Food” until the FDA slapped them with a warning cause they didn’t meat the quality requirements for that label.
- Comment on Microchips 11 months ago:
I think he’s more of a “Kraft Singles” kinda guy.
- Comment on Microchips 11 months ago:
Big Parma is already doing it:
- Comment on Have you tried... 11 months ago:
You’re mum
- Comment on Survive the zombie apocalypse 11 months ago:
I know. So I take the dog and the Jeep x3, and sell the three Jeeps to some idiots while the gas still isn’t spoiled.
- Comment on Survive the zombie apocalypse 11 months ago:
For that, I’d have to go into office buildings regularly, and they were full of zombies even before the apocalypse.
- Comment on Survive the zombie apocalypse 11 months ago:
I’ll take a foldable solar panel, a tablet PC with its entire storage full of porn, and the dog.
Everything else I need I’ll trade in exchange for a half hour in my dog-guarded porn booth. - Comment on What happens when you try to buy a $1M domain? 11 months ago:
A contract becomes binding after both parties agreed to it.
Going back to the example with the domain, the domain holder simply won’t agree to the sale before you can prove that you can pay.
So there is no legally binding contract, there is no sale, there are no debts or damages. You’ll just be told to fuck off. - Comment on What happens when you try to buy a $1M domain? 11 months ago:
So, if I go to a car dealership and tell them I want to buy a $50k car,
they run a credit check and find out I have $5 in my account and my credit rating is NOPE,
…then according to you I now owe them $50k because I asked to buy the car? - Comment on What happens when you try to buy a $1M domain? 11 months ago:
Why would you owe them anything for damages? What damages?