KISSmyOS

@KISSmyOS@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve Pleads With Steam Deck Owners to Stop Inhaling Exhaust Fumes⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sniff, sniff…MMmmmmhh, smells like Arch!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do it⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “sometimes when I’m down here… i listen to the water… and it sounds like people talking…” Uh, okay.

  This is perfectly normal when you’re alone in a quiet place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jumping into a lake is more intense with your shirt on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roughly 31.75 meters⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How many dicks is the way to the parking lot?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chad cat lovers⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly not a cat-lover. Cause there’s no cat on the keyboard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why would I want to use the multi-desktop functionality in Windows 11?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To group your open windows into 2 “themes”.
  So for example when you use Alt-Tab, you only flip through your work windows while working, and only through your me-stuff while on break.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microchips⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ich bin nicht überrascht von einem niederländischen Kommentar in einem Faden über Käse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microchips⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact: Kraft used to label the product as “Pasteurized Processed Cheese Food” until the FDA slapped them with a warning cause they didn’t meat the quality requirements for that label.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microchips⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think he’s more of a “Kraft Singles” kinda guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microchips⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Big Parma is already doing it:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you tried...⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re mum

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Survive the zombie apocalypse⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know. So I take the dog and the Jeep x3, and sell the three Jeeps to some idiots while the gas still isn’t spoiled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Survive the zombie apocalypse⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For that, I’d have to go into office buildings regularly, and they were full of zombies even before the apocalypse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Survive the zombie apocalypse⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll take a foldable solar panel, a tablet PC with its entire storage full of porn, and the dog.
  Everything else I need I’ll trade in exchange for a half hour in my dog-guarded porn booth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happens when you try to buy a $1M domain?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A contract becomes binding after both parties agreed to it.

  Going back to the example with the domain, the domain holder simply won’t agree to the sale before you can prove that you can pay.
  So there is no legally binding contract, there is no sale, there are no debts or damages. You’ll just be told to fuck off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happens when you try to buy a $1M domain?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So, if I go to a car dealership and tell them I want to buy a $50k car,
  they run a credit check and find out I have $5 in my account and my credit rating is NOPE,
  …then according to you I now owe them $50k because I asked to buy the car?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happens when you try to buy a $1M domain?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would you owe them anything for damages? What damages?