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I’ll take a foldable solar panel, a tablet PC with its entire storage full of porn, and the dog.
Everything else I need I’ll trade in exchange for a half hour in my dog-guarded porn booth.

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barttier@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Phew. For a second I was concerned for the dog. The internet is a dark place

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- 0x4E4F@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Yeah, I was wondering why there was no peanut butter in the mix 🤣.
  
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  - BluesF@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ
    
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    Gingerlegs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    It’s…your dog!
    
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SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
You could instead have a solar panel, light laptop with lots of nudes, and a printer. Source out the ink and paper from office buildings and trade nudes for stuff.

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- KISSmyOS@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  For that, I’d have to go into office buildings regularly, and they were full of zombies even before the apocalypse.
  
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EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Solar panel’s not on there.

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- KISSmyOS@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I know. So I take the dog and the Jeep x3, and sell the three Jeeps to some idiots while the gas still isn’t spoiled.
  
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