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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he’ll always get it right. But by magic.

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
So you mean that he’s able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose?

Sounds brutal 😆

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- FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  That’s not sleight-of-hand. He can only do close-up magic.
  
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  - Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Which is somewhat useless at large rallies…and probably not allowed on the floor of the Senate…
    
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Kase@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Bernie at the vending machine:

checks wallet

Aw damn, no monies

takes a few quarters from behind ear

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