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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If only! If Bernie had magic powers, the US and by extension the world would be doing a hell of a lot better!
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If only! If Bernie had magic powers, the US and by extension the world would be doing a hell of a lot better!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he’ll always get it right. But by magic.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
So you mean that he’s able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose?
Sounds brutal 😆
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s not sleight-of-hand. He can only do close-up magic.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Which is somewhat useless at large rallies…and probably not allowed on the floor of the Senate…
Kase@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Bernie at the vending machine:
checks wallet
Aw damn, no monies
takes a few quarters from behind ear