Id vote for Bernie to be the Secretary of Magick
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
Submitted 2 years ago by ElBarto@sh.itjust.works to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Lophostemon@aussie.zone 2 years ago
I wish he fucking would!
random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Spells of socialism
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Got a spell costing 300 points when your mana pool is still 280.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If only! If Bernie had magic powers, the US and by extension the world would be doing a hell of a lot better!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he’ll always get it right. But by magic.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
So you mean that he’s able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose?
Sounds brutal 😆
Kase@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Bernie at the vending machine:
checks wallet
Aw damn, no monies
takes a few quarters from behind ear
aviationeast@lemmy.world 2 years ago
More like casting persuasion or enchants… Republicans seem to be immune with their mental armor of stupidity
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Poor choice of font.
crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Feels like it would be used on a special ed book or poster
barberousse@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Can someone use AI to make this happen ?
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
barberousse@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Thanks 😊👍
grue@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Every picture of Bernie Sanders looks like he’s fucking exasperated, and I can’t blame him!