Id vote for Bernie to be the Secretary of Magick
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
Submitted 6 months ago by ElBarto@sh.itjust.works to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Lophostemon@aussie.zone 6 months ago
I wish he fucking would!
random_character_a@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Spells of socialism
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Got a spell costing 300 points when your mana pool is still 280.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If only! If Bernie had magic powers, the US and by extension the world would be doing a hell of a lot better!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he’ll always get it right. But by magic.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
So you mean that he’s able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose?
Sounds brutal 😆
Kase@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Bernie at the vending machine:
checks wallet
Aw damn, no monies
takes a few quarters from behind ear
aviationeast@lemmy.world 6 months ago
More like casting persuasion or enchants… Republicans seem to be immune with their mental armor of stupidity
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Poor choice of font.
crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Feels like it would be used on a special ed book or poster
barberousse@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Can someone use AI to make this happen ?
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
barberousse@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Thanks 😊👍
grue@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Every picture of Bernie Sanders looks like he’s fucking exasperated, and I can’t blame him!