ElBarto
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works
I make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.
Fake history posts. @CHAR@toot.community
- Comment on ‘NCIS’ Prequel Series About Young Gibbs Ordered at CBS 9 months ago:
Yeah he 100% thinks this is gonna be his young Sheldon.
Everyone loves Gibbs in Harmon’s mind, even tho we all know we watched the show for everyone but Gibbs.
I stoped liking the dude after all the shit with the actor who plays Abby, she left because he’s a fuckhead who doesn’t give a shit about anyone.
- Comment on Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! 10 months ago:
- Comment on Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! 11 months ago:
- Submitted 11 months ago to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world | 19 comments
- Comment on Jean-o mode 11 months ago:
You’re lucky your Jad didn’t hear you say that.
- Comment on Why do it 11 months ago:
God I hate the idea of that being your last days… Why do people just purposely wander deep into caves?
- Comment on Stop spoiling your kids 11 months ago:
Aren’t like 99% of candies gender neutral tho?
- Comment on We were warned. 11 months ago:
I like Dr. Spice, no fucking around with them.
- Comment on THE DAY HATH COME 11 months ago:
What’s the odds that musk’s mum banged pol pot? I’d go somewhat high considering how much of a Disney villain she looks like.
- Comment on Japanese chip flavors 11 months ago:
Fuckin Japan, every answer is just 5 new questions.
- Comment on Hey, the A.I said it not me. 11 months ago:
I’m pretty sure that’s how AI image generation works.
- Comment on Hey, the A.I said it not me. 11 months ago:
Here.
- Submitted 11 months ago to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world | 49 comments
- Comment on Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please? 11 months ago:
Yeah and the keep fucking up my porn searches.
- Comment on What's the best answer? 11 months ago:
Bottom draw , back left, just behind the jar of teeth.
- Comment on Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog 11 months ago:
Ahh, it would be good to be a horny sperm again.
- Comment on It's hard to believe 11 months ago:
Hey, at least you made it on the map.
- Submitted 11 months ago to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world | 3 comments
- Comment on Misleading title exaggerating how great this is. 11 months ago:
- Submitted 11 months ago to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world | 3 comments
- Submitted 11 months ago to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world | 4 comments
- Submitted 11 months ago to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world | 1 comment
- Comment on Yeah, tell me more about these both scenarios 11 months ago:
Lost my cousin to a drop bear last year. Had to have a closed casket.
- Submitted 11 months ago to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world | 15 comments
- Comment on Court rules Gabe Newell must appear in person to testify in Steam anti-trust lawsuit 11 months ago:
They get him on the stand and the judge says " so Mr Newell, remembering you are under oath, when is Half Life 3 being released?"
