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Yeah, tell me more about these both scenarios

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • snor10@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Is that Reginald?

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  • GlitterInfection@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Australia.

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    • MBZzZzZzZz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mind the drop bears.

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      • ElBarto@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Lost my cousin to a drop bear last year. Had to have a closed casket.

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  • Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It happens …

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  • Bonehead@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So what you're saying is...bring a koala with me the next time I break in somewhere?

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      *koalas

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      • registrert@lemmy.sambands.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yes, that will confuse the police twice as much!

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  • ShortFuse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As the age-old adage does, “If there’s koala shit, you must acquit.”

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Your chances of getting killed by a koala are low but never zero.

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  • Dmian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Homicide at the zoo, maybe?

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  • user1234@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Only the best kind.

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  • FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    must be a hydroponics gum tree lab

    Eucalyse Legalyptus

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  • Trd@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just wear nice warm koala gloves when preforming crime?

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    • registrert@lemmy.sambands.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I always wear my koala finger gloves when doing crime stuff.

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  • SVcross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well, everything happened last Monday. It was a slow day, until…

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Robbery at the decongestion lab

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  • BustinJiber@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The dude seems to be living in blissful innocence not knowing anything about common koala tactic of falling from tree ass first on a victim underneath thus easily breaking neck.

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  • cone_zombie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Goddamit, I knew that coala framed me. The jury didn’t believe me though.

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  • Adori@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A zoo

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