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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It appears to be the majority of Doctors most Americans can afford…

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is not what I thought they meant when they said universal healthcare.

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      • Wermhatswormhat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Child: Mom can we have universal healthcare? Mom: We have universal healthcare at home. The healthcare we have at home:

        It’s easy, pick any doctor in your network.

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  • billiam0202@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Excuse me, my esteemed aerial cephalopod, but I don’t see a doctor in front of your name. Those sodas didn’t end up hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt getting their doctorates to be dissed by you.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m far too modest to mention my 6 years at Harvard Medical School followed by a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins and, of course, my 134 published papers in medical journals.

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      • ZeroCool@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins

        I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins… It was me, Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering… And they were blazin’ that shit up everyday!

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  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Curiousfur@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mr. PiBB dropped out of college

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The bar for soda medical school is just so damn low.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I didn’t go to college for eight years just to be called Mister Pepper

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  • Got_Bent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Back in my soda drinking days, Dr. Thunder was pretty legit.

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    • alquicksilver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s a damn good replacement for Dr. Pepper, even today. Hell of a lot cheaper if you ever buy in bulk.

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  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You missed Professor Peppy.

    I know there’s probably more, but i feel like this one is important.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He’s not a real doctor!

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      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Whaaat?
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      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        how do you know it’s a He 😮‍💨

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  • konalt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fucked up in the crib sippin dr perky

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Can you imagine if you went to the E.R. and were told your attending physician was Dr. Perky?

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      • JackiesFridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Friend of mine: ‘Haven’t been “Dr Perky” since my first kid.’

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  • brlemworld@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All this and yet Mr. Pibb is a step too far.

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  • Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Me trying to explain the backstory of Britain’s longest-running sci-fi series

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    • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dr.who now that’s a soda I have yet to try

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    • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Doctor:I’m the doctor. Me: dr what? Doctor: no no you’re supposed to say who. Why did you say what. Doctor who intro starts and the title is “the carbonated waters of Mars”

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No thanks. I’ll stick with my Bepis.

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  • EpeeGnome@lemmy.fmhy.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I respect any soda that puts in the time and effort to earn a doctorate degree. You know who I don’t respect? Mr. Pibb, who can can take his undergrad ass and fuck right off.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Excuse me, but Pibb now identifies as Xtra, not Mr. I think we should respect their gender identity.

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    • recapitated@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It does take a medical degree to know that stepping on a cushion would be comfy.

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Does Dr. Oetker make soda?

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The nazi pizza company? www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-24580073

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  • BobTheDestroyer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mom: Have you seen a Real Doctor yet?

    Me: …yes…

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  • Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dr. Perfect

    Ok buddy, chill out.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m not looking for Dr. Perfect, just Dr. Nice.

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      • Vuraniute@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Dr Perfect is the enemy of Dr Good Enough

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not pictured: Dr. Smooth

    (although it’s been a long time - maybe they don’t make this anymore?)

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  • aeronmelon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In the name of the Coke, the Pepper, and the Holy Sprite.

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  • MargotRobbie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t see a Dr. Harleen Quinzel anywhere.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Is there a drink called Mr. J?

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  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ha, Dr perky. Nice.

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  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is Dr. Perky a plastic surgeon?

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  • Tofushopdriftin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I want a Dr. Becker. I loved that show

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Highly underrated show. It made me realize Ted Danson was actually funny long before The Good Place.

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      • LEONHART@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Bored to Death did that for me.

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  • ElBarto@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like Dr. Spice, no fucking around with them.

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  • door_in_the_face@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Meanwhile in the Netherlands:

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  • SuperIce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Dr. Fine Soda”

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He’s not Dr. Perfect and he’s not Dr. Right, but he sure is Dr. Fine.

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  • squiblet@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My favorite dumb Dr. name was "Dr. Furr's" from Furr's supermarkets in the 80s

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There is some erotic Dr. Furr fan fiction that will not surprise you.

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      • squiblet@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m not sure how Roy Furr would feel about that. I wish I could find a photo of some old guy from the 60s to link but apparently it’s also the name of an Internet marketing person.

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  • SnappDragon10@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cool, now I’m on a quest to sample them all

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  • someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My favorite was one called “Spritz Up”

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  • tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As a former soda enthusiast I will always die on this hill. Dr. Pepper is Dr. Pepper. No, your Mr. Pibs and Dr. Thunders are not “basically the same thing,” just give me a damn root beer instead!

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    *ravenous

    It’s ravenous wolves, not ravening.

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      letmegooglethat.com/?q=Ravening

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      • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Okay but it still says ‘ravenous’ in the original.

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