Imgonnatrythis
@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Me shitpost 11 months ago:
Not sure that’s the worst thing. The humility that brings is one of the most profound discoveries someone can make imo. You can almost feel it in people of high intellect that have tried to know everything about almost anything. Realizing this allows you to recognize that arrogance always equals ignorance.
- Comment on Very brave girl 11 months ago:
Often the difference is only whether you walk away with all your fingers.
- Comment on That's... the inside of a red bell pepper though 11 months ago:
No, I’m pretty sure that is someones crotch just teaming with hepC.
- Comment on Is this still available? 11 months ago:
Thank you. I finally figured out how to sell my old furniture.
- Comment on The advancement of humanity 11 months ago:
As a gringo who can’t get a burrito to stay shut, I’d buy that.
- Comment on The advancement of humanity 11 months ago:
Yeah, pretty messed up that in 2023 we still don’t even have edible wrappers.
- Comment on I can't argue with that. 11 months ago:
Shit job changing that sign. Hopefully automated by now
- Comment on Don't do Crunch Kids! 11 months ago:
That’s corporate America holding his trench coat open.
- Comment on A new way of fishing 11 months ago:
I’m not really like this, but I would call the spca on someone kicking a fish.
- Comment on I use a goat 11 months ago:
Don’t do this yourself! Your mom does it for me with her teeth. Shitpost4ever!
- Comment on times are tough 11 months ago:
Look under the table sweetie, I’ll show you what’s up.
- Comment on Beast about to strike 11 months ago:
Well, it is a shitpost…
- Comment on Chair this image 11 months ago:
Great, now I need to rule 34 this.
- Comment on Watching mouths fill up with towels 11 months ago:
If I find myself at Coachella somehow I’m taking one myself.
- Comment on Finally, someone who understands me. 11 months ago:
Naw mate, your fellow Lemmings would have also called you out on thinking troglodotism was a word.
- Comment on We were warned. 11 months ago:
The bar for soda medical school is just so damn low.
- Comment on Did you drink? Now dry yourself 11 months ago:
Sure this works because they covered his foodbowl with it. He’s just trying to get his food.
- Comment on Fish have heart too. 11 months ago:
This made me cry
- Comment on Fish have heart too. 11 months ago:
Yeah, everything just sounds bigger on the metric system though
- Comment on What's wrong with 'eggs'? 11 months ago:
That’s a good price and these last longer than store bought butt nuggets. Grab a bunch while you can!
- Comment on I don't know how to title this 11 months ago:
This one is acceptable for cross posting actually
- Comment on Once again, I am calling on manufacturers to improve their sealing glues 11 months ago:
I’m looking at you clorox wipes…
- Comment on help 11 months ago:
Naw dawg, you gotta save your monies and learn to live with that one.
- Comment on Unrelated question: does anyone want to check out a compound in the woods with me? 11 months ago:
Gwennth gonna sue you for patent infringement.
- Comment on Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog 11 months ago:
This would be better in the form of a song titled “more sex more problem” set to tune of MO money MO problems.
- Comment on My whole night is booked now 11 months ago:
I just want to learn about what is happening with his hair? Is it morphing into a cat? Does he have a placemat weaved into it?
- Comment on got her! 11 months ago:
You are all in their trap if you are convinced these people need your sympathy.
- Comment on We never see the moon's turtle though 🤔 11 months ago:
The moon’s turtle is on the darkside. This is why it cannot be seen.
- Comment on Tehc 11 months ago:
Kids! Amiright?!
- Comment on found this Y2K style weather website 11 months ago:
Florida mandates this option as weather predicting uses science and not the Bible. This is to protect floridians from the scientific filth.