Imgonnatrythis

@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk Says He Owns Everyone's Twitter Account in Bizarre Alex Jones Court Filing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is why it’s really important to have some trust /reputation if using these services.

  Why anyone would use a service run by a fascist entitled madman who literally represents the very worst version of humanity is beyond me and they deserve whatever they get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure that’s the worst thing. The humility that brings is one of the most profound discoveries someone can make imo. You can almost feel it in people of high intellect that have tried to know everything about almost anything. Realizing this allows you to recognize that arrogance always equals ignorance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very brave girl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Often the difference is only whether you walk away with all your fingers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's... the inside of a red bell pepper though⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I’m pretty sure that is someones crotch just teaming with hepC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this still available?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you. I finally figured out how to sell my old furniture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The advancement of humanity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  As a gringo who can’t get a burrito to stay shut, I’d buy that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The advancement of humanity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, pretty messed up that in 2023 we still don’t even have edible wrappers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't argue with that.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit job changing that sign. Hopefully automated by now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't do Crunch Kids!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s corporate America holding his trench coat open.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A new way of fishing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not really like this, but I would call the spca on someone kicking a fish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I use a goat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t do this yourself! Your mom does it for me with her teeth. Shitpost4ever!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨times are tough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Look under the table sweetie, I’ll show you what’s up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beast about to strike⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, it is a shitpost…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chair this image⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Great, now I need to rule 34 this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watching mouths fill up with towels⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If I find myself at Coachella somehow I’m taking one myself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, someone who understands me.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Naw mate, your fellow Lemmings would have also called you out on thinking troglodotism was a word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We were warned.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The bar for soda medical school is just so damn low.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you drink? Now dry yourself⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure this works because they covered his foodbowl with it. He’s just trying to get his food.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fish have heart too.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This made me cry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fish have heart too.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, everything just sounds bigger on the metric system though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's wrong with 'eggs'?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a good price and these last longer than store bought butt nuggets. Grab a bunch while you can!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't know how to title this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This one is acceptable for cross posting actually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Once again, I am calling on manufacturers to improve their sealing glues⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m looking at you clorox wipes…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨help⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Naw dawg, you gotta save your monies and learn to live with that one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unrelated question: does anyone want to check out a compound in the woods with me?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Gwennth gonna sue you for patent infringement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This would be better in the form of a song titled “more sex more problem” set to tune of MO money MO problems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My whole night is booked now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I just want to learn about what is happening with his hair? Is it morphing into a cat? Does he have a placemat weaved into it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨got her!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You are all in their trap if you are convinced these people need your sympathy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We never see the moon's turtle though 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The moon’s turtle is on the darkside. This is why it cannot be seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tehc⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Kids! Amiright?!