They’re actually chicken periods.
What's wrong with 'eggs'?
Submitted 11 months ago by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I prefer chicken abortions.
poppy@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Abortion implies fertilization. Your typical carton of eggs comes from chickens that have not been near a rooster and therefore won’t have been fertilized. They’re just completed menstruation.
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 11 months ago
You just distributed their advertising for free. That’s what’s wrong with eggs.
FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Bro I don’t even know where this is this isn’t spreading advertisement for free
Default_Defect@midwest.social 11 months ago
At the farm, dawg. Read the sign.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Cloaca” would be more accurate than “butt” if they really wanna get technical
seathru@lemm.ee 11 months ago
“Butt” is describing an area, not an orifice.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And also a former football player who played in the midfield for Manchester United and Newcastle United, amongst others.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 11 months ago
do not underestimate comedic value. its what gets unattractive people laid, and would absolutely cause me to purchase butt nuggets from one farm skipping the eggs from the previous farm.
Stanwich@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Geez. I can’t compete with those prices.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
That’s a good price and these last longer than store bought butt nuggets. Grab a bunch while you can!
baked_tea@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Also taste much better and are probably better nutrition-wise
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I want a time machine just so I can change the name of eggs to butt nuggets.
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just gotta change the adoption of the Old Norse word “egg” over the Old English “eyre” to “butt nugget”.
registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 11 months ago
Don’t you know how words disintegrate over time? To end up with “butt nugget” you have to start with “Butte Nougat”
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Cowboy Kent Rollins calls them “cackleberries”, which always makes me giggle for some reason
redballooon@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Doesn’t sound appetizing enough.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Scrambled butt nuggets?
redballooon@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That’s the spirit.
baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 11 months ago
I thought it is literally nugget made from chicken butt, which many people eats BTW.
bassomitron@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What is that wiki article supposed to be?
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s about a street food whose comical name apparently translates to “chicken butts” in English
baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 11 months ago
Here is the google translate link: zh-m-wikipedia-org.translate.goog/zh-hant/雞屁股?_x_…
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
which many people do eat BTW.
Chinese people, apparently. And I have yet to hear a part of an animal, or, in fact, an animal at all, that Chinese people won’t eat.
baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 11 months ago
Chinese people are not big on deer, bear, or monkey, and of course many animals that are not native to China, like crocodiles, ostrich, etc.
BobThingamy@aussie.zone 11 months ago
AKA cackleberries
feralbobcat@startrek.website 11 months ago
What’s wrong with butt nuggets?
JamesDebenture007@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How about the fact that they don’t come from the BUTT?
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They come out where babies come from. It’s the same thing, stupid.