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What's wrong with 'eggs'?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • feralbobcat@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What’s wrong with butt nuggets?

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    • JamesDebenture007@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How about the fact that they don’t come from the BUTT?

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      • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They come out where babies come from. It’s the same thing, stupid.

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They’re actually chicken periods.

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    • AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I prefer chicken abortions.

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      • poppy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Abortion implies fertilization. Your typical carton of eggs comes from chickens that have not been near a rooster and therefore won’t have been fertilized. They’re just completed menstruation.

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  • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You just distributed their advertising for free. That’s what’s wrong with eggs.

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    • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bro I don’t even know where this is this isn’t spreading advertisement for free

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      • Default_Defect@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        At the farm, dawg. Read the sign.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Cloaca” would be more accurate than “butt” if they really wanna get technical

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    • seathru@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Butt” is describing an area, not an orifice.

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      • TotalFat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You know what? Chicken butt!

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        And also a former football player who played in the midfield for Manchester United and Newcastle United, amongst others.

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  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    do not underestimate comedic value. its what gets unattractive people laid, and would absolutely cause me to purchase butt nuggets from one farm skipping the eggs from the previous farm.

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  • Stanwich@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Geez. I can’t compete with those prices.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s a good price and these last longer than store bought butt nuggets. Grab a bunch while you can!

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    • baked_tea@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Also taste much better and are probably better nutrition-wise

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I want a time machine just so I can change the name of eggs to butt nuggets.

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just gotta change the adoption of the Old Norse word “egg” over the Old English “eyre” to “butt nugget”.

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      • registrert@lemmy.sambands.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Don’t you know how words disintegrate over time? To end up with “butt nugget” you have to start with “Butte Nougat”

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cowboy Kent Rollins calls them “cackleberries”, which always makes me giggle for some reason

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  • redballooon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Doesn’t sound appetizing enough.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Scrambled butt nuggets?

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      • redballooon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That’s the spirit.

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  • baseless_discourse@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I thought it is literally nugget made from chicken butt, which many people eats BTW.

    zh.m.wikipedia.org/zh-hant/雞屁股

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    • bassomitron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What is that wiki article supposed to be?

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      • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s about a street food whose comical name apparently translates to “chicken butts” in English

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      • baseless_discourse@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Here is the google translate link: zh-m-wikipedia-org.translate.goog/zh-hant/雞屁股?_x_…

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      which many people do eat BTW.

      Chinese people, apparently. And I have yet to hear a part of an animal, or, in fact, an animal at all, that Chinese people won’t eat.

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      • baseless_discourse@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Chinese people are not big on deer, bear, or monkey, and of course many animals that are not native to China, like crocodiles, ostrich, etc.

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  • BobThingamy@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    AKA cackleberries

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