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Watching mouths fill up with towels

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bowel obstruction jokes aside, this shit seems like it could kill people.

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    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The scale is off in the photo. Here’s a video of someone showing how they work and the “pills” aren’t pill sized.

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      • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I can’t turn on the sound while I’m at work so maybe it explains it…but doesn’t the idea of adding water to the towel to expand it defeat the purpose of a towel? Like if I’m wiping up a spill, a soaking wet rag isn’t going to be super helpful. I guess it depends what you want to use it for. Maybe I’m just caught up on the world “towel” when it’s really more like an expandable wet wipe. Idk.

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      • whaleross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yay! More single use disposable garbage!

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    • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They’re pretty big though. You’d have to be swallowing something the size of a toilet tank cleaning tablet.

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      • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        “Good news everyone: It’s a suppository!”

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If I find myself at Coachella somehow I’m taking one myself.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Id have have two just to feel ‘normal’

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      • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Understandable.

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  • CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Put one in a capsule that dissolves slowly. Swallow one when you’re hungry. Feel satiated for weeks. Loose weight

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    • TheRaven@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And it’s self-wiping when it comes out.

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    • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Unfortunately it’s all fiber 😅

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    • FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You can probably do without the capsule, those are slow

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  • Zehzin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are these for real? How big are these towels? How?

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    • w2tpmf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There are about the size of a paper towel, and only slightly stronger material.

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      • Zehzin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Well that’s disappointing 😔

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  • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Chaotic evil

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just smoke a lot of pot with them (Go reference, anyone?).

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Slap on instruction to swallow hole with plenty of water and sell them to old people as food supplement that helps joint pain.

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  • tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mmmm, towel-flavored. It was worth the price of choking on them.

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