Agent641

@Agent641@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WordPress CEO Rage Quits Community Slack After Court Injunction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bye bitch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Telecom will pay $1 million over deepfake Joe Biden robocall⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Its like looking at a welding arc without a mask. Instant pain and recoil

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  When the choice is between starve to death or eat the putrid thing, most people will eat the putrid thing.

  I dont think the boyfriendvwas at risk if starving.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes we all know your mum

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This hole… it was made for him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watching mouths fill up with towels⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Id have have two just to feel ‘normal’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Survive the zombie apocalypse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Jeep and 3 dogs please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are there circles of melted snow on this icy pond?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok Daniel Jackson lets grt you back to bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mouth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no anus and I must poop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Japanese chip flavors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Goth doritos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Moist humor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So, just the normal way?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Enyertainer + homo people -> Entertainer dog

  I mean, I wasnt gay before, but that seems like a pretty sweet deal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Success is built through GAMBA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuuuck that takes me back to the dos days. They dont make games like they used to (in pure assembly I mean)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discord rule⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  But its still ok to announce when you have just returned from masturbating, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do guys that tip cam models hundreds of dollars week after week think that model actually likes them?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank god I dont have kids, and my wife isnt a bloodsucker. We tentatively agreed in principle to a divorce yesterday, and one of the first things she said was “Do we need lawyers or can we just sign the divorce application and be done with it?”

  I hope that its over, quickly and cheaply.