We had parakeets and lovebirds that would do the same thing, they’re either really stupid or really trusting or both. Seeing how gross birds can be sometimes with just at-will pooping made it feel disgusting though, like they were gonna poop in my mouth at any moment.
Mouth
Submitted 2 years ago by funny@lemmus.org to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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paddirn@lemmy.world 2 years ago
0ops@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Do birds poop at-will? I swear they poop subconsciously
paddirn@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They just poop whenever and wherever, doesn’t matter where they’re at, maybe it’s subconsciously and they just don’t even care. However, their almost perfect aim in hitting my car seems to suggest they have some amount of control over the process.
LemmysMum@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Cloacas don’t have a sphincter.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Birds poop whenever because they have no anus. They just poop.
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Is anyone here old enough to remember the crunchy chick from Fable?
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yes! I love that it gave you 2 evil every time you ate one.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Me strolling up to that one Demon Door with a bulk bag of crunchy chicks, 'bout to get some loot.
Asclepiaz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
😋
the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“I know my destiny…”
oldbaldgrumpy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
She acts like thats the first cock that’s been in there…
rosymind@leminal.space 2 years ago
Ok, but that’s a chick to be fair
oldbaldgrumpy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Good point, allow me to correct my statement.
She acts like that’s the first chick she’s ever eaten.
Vespair@lemm.ee 2 years ago
You’re supposed to wear a veil to hide your shame from God before you eat ortolan bunting, geez
db2@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Mmm, salmonella.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Especially when you imagine where those feet have been
TheBogeyman@lemm.ee 2 years ago
KFC (Kentucky Fresh Chicken)
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Honestly I’m finding this mesmerising lol
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Now just chew and swallow, honey. Finish your breakfast.
Lexam@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
You see they want to be eaten.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Vore me mommy uwu
100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
How can I delete someone else’s comment?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Dee, that’s weird even for you.
Darken@reddthat.com 2 years ago
Hoagie@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
The children yearn for the mines, the chickens yearn for the mouth.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Post this every time a vegan shames chicken instincts in the comments.