We had parakeets and lovebirds that would do the same thing, they’re either really stupid or really trusting or both. Seeing how gross birds can be sometimes with just at-will pooping made it feel disgusting though, like they were gonna poop in my mouth at any moment.
Mouth
Submitted 11 months ago by funny@lemmus.org to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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paddirn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
0ops@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Do birds poop at-will? I swear they poop subconsciously
paddirn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They just poop whenever and wherever, doesn’t matter where they’re at, maybe it’s subconsciously and they just don’t even care. However, their almost perfect aim in hitting my car seems to suggest they have some amount of control over the process.
LemmysMum@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Cloacas don’t have a sphincter.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Birds poop whenever because they have no anus. They just poop.
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is anyone here old enough to remember the crunchy chick from Fable?
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes! I love that it gave you 2 evil every time you ate one.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Me strolling up to that one Demon Door with a bulk bag of crunchy chicks, 'bout to get some loot.
Asclepiaz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
😋
the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“I know my destiny…”
oldbaldgrumpy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She acts like thats the first cock that’s been in there…
rosymind@leminal.space 11 months ago
Ok, but that’s a chick to be fair
oldbaldgrumpy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Good point, allow me to correct my statement.
She acts like that’s the first chick she’s ever eaten.
Vespair@lemm.ee 11 months ago
You’re supposed to wear a veil to hide your shame from God before you eat ortolan bunting, geez
db2@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Mmm, salmonella.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Especially when you imagine where those feet have been
TheBogeyman@lemm.ee 11 months ago
KFC (Kentucky Fresh Chicken)
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Honestly I’m finding this mesmerising lol
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Now just chew and swallow, honey. Finish your breakfast.
Lexam@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
You see they want to be eaten.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Vore me mommy uwu
100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How can I delete someone else’s comment?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dee, that’s weird even for you.
Darken@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Hoagie@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
The children yearn for the mines, the chickens yearn for the mouth.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Post this every time a vegan shames chicken instincts in the comments.