We had parakeets and lovebirds that would do the same thing, they’re either really stupid or really trusting or both. Seeing how gross birds can be sometimes with just at-will pooping made it feel disgusting though, like they were gonna poop in my mouth at any moment.
Mouth
Submitted 1 year ago by funny@lemmus.org to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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paddirn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
0ops@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Do birds poop at-will? I swear they poop subconsciously
paddirn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They just poop whenever and wherever, doesn’t matter where they’re at, maybe it’s subconsciously and they just don’t even care. However, their almost perfect aim in hitting my car seems to suggest they have some amount of control over the process.
LemmysMum@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Cloacas don’t have a sphincter.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Birds poop whenever because they have no anus. They just poop.
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is anyone here old enough to remember the crunchy chick from Fable?
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes! I love that it gave you 2 evil every time you ate one.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Me strolling up to that one Demon Door with a bulk bag of crunchy chicks, 'bout to get some loot.
Asclepiaz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
😋
the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“I know my destiny…”
oldbaldgrumpy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She acts like thats the first cock that’s been in there…
rosymind@leminal.space 1 year ago
Ok, but that’s a chick to be fair
oldbaldgrumpy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Good point, allow me to correct my statement.
She acts like that’s the first chick she’s ever eaten.
Vespair@lemm.ee 1 year ago
You’re supposed to wear a veil to hide your shame from God before you eat ortolan bunting, geez
db2@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Mmm, salmonella.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Especially when you imagine where those feet have been
TheBogeyman@lemm.ee 1 year ago
KFC (Kentucky Fresh Chicken)
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Honestly I’m finding this mesmerising lol
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Now just chew and swallow, honey. Finish your breakfast.
Lexam@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
You see they want to be eaten.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Vore me mommy uwu
100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How can I delete someone else’s comment?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dee, that’s weird even for you.
Darken@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Hoagie@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
The children yearn for the mines, the chickens yearn for the mouth.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Post this every time a vegan shames chicken instincts in the comments.