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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨funny@lemmus.org⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Lexam@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You see they want to be eaten.

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Vore me mommy uwu

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      • 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        How can I delete someone else’s comment?

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      • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Dee, that’s weird even for you.

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      • Darken@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        open Lemmy raicomment.jpg enough lemmy breed cows

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    • Hoagie@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The children yearn for the mines, the chickens yearn for the mouth.

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    • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Post this every time a vegan shames chicken instincts in the comments.

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  • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We had parakeets and lovebirds that would do the same thing, they’re either really stupid or really trusting or both. Seeing how gross birds can be sometimes with just at-will pooping made it feel disgusting though, like they were gonna poop in my mouth at any moment.

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    • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Do birds poop at-will? I swear they poop subconsciously

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      • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They just poop whenever and wherever, doesn’t matter where they’re at, maybe it’s subconsciously and they just don’t even care. However, their almost perfect aim in hitting my car seems to suggest they have some amount of control over the process.

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      • LemmysMum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Cloacas don’t have a sphincter.

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      • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Birds poop whenever because they have no anus. They just poop.

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  • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is anyone here old enough to remember the crunchy chick from Fable?

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    • RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes! I love that it gave you 2 evil every time you ate one.

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      • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Me strolling up to that one Demon Door with a bulk bag of crunchy chicks, 'bout to get some loot.

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    • Asclepiaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      😋

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  • the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “I know my destiny…”

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  • oldbaldgrumpy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    She acts like thats the first cock that’s been in there…

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    • rosymind@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ok, but that’s a chick to be fair

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      • oldbaldgrumpy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Good point, allow me to correct my statement.

        She acts like that’s the first chick she’s ever eaten.

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  • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re supposed to wear a veil to hide your shame from God before you eat ortolan bunting, geez

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  • db2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mmm, salmonella.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Especially when you imagine where those feet have been

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  • TheBogeyman@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    KFC (Kentucky Fresh Chicken)

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  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Honestly I’m finding this mesmerising lol

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Now just chew and swallow, honey. Finish your breakfast.

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