Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...
Submitted 11 months ago by WashedOver@lemmy.ca to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Maultasche@feddit.de 11 months ago
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 11 months ago
KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“what in the cinnamon toast fuck is this?”
berkeleyblue@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A very relatable Cini Mini
rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 11 months ago
Crave those pusy pussies
lunarul@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Somehow I find the worst thing in the story that it’s the worst infection they’ve seen in months. Not years, months¡
stom@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The worst part is anyone thinking this bullshit is remotely plausible.
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Please put a trigger warning and a NSFW on this one. Keep in mind some people might want a bit of a warning that the meme they clicked on graphically describes a vagina infection.
Fal@yiffit.net 11 months ago
Oh come on. It’s text. You can stop reading at any time. Not everything has to have trigger warnings, which are generally not effective and can in fact be harmful
CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I don’t think marking it as NSFW is an unreasonable request. Especially when it actually is NSFW.
TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I agree with this take. The point of NSFW is pictures, not text. Who’s reading over your shoulder?
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I dunno. Some people may not like to read about vaginas seeping pus and would probably appreciate a heads up that the meme contains that.
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Might as well put that warning on the whole damn Internet. There’s no bumper bowling on the Information Superhighway 😂
GBU_28@lemm.ee 11 months ago
The internet is not for the weak.
DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
NSFL*
Bluetooth@feddit.dk 11 months ago
Yeah! I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
People arguing whether this is appropriate or not is so stupid. It literally won’t change a thing for those people, but to others it might actually make a difference and save them some trouble. What’s to lose here? Gee
pseudo@jlai.lu 11 months ago
I come to say that. Thanks mod.
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
lol at first i thought this was the nsfw train copypasta
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Coward.”
Guntrigger@feddit.ch 11 months ago
Yeah, we are all horrified and all, but no-one is asking the pertinent question:
What did it taste like?
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Like a Jolly Rancher, of course.
return2ozma@lemmy.world 11 months ago
cries in reddit
dirtySourdough@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s the story I was expecting
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
The Inuit (formerly called the derogatory ‘Eskimos’) have a taste for fermented whale blubber.
The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.
There’s something about living in freezing weather and developing a taste for semi rotten food.
Shapillon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’d wager it has something to do with living in a barren wasteland for at least half the year.
sirjash@feddit.de 11 months ago
Imagine, there are even millions of people that eat fermented milk!
VonReposti@feddit.dk 11 months ago
The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.
Excuse me, but that’s only the Swedes! We may have other weird eating habits in Denmark but surströmning ain’t one.
PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 11 months ago
So do the Japanese…
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Typical day as a mod
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I wish. Over at !videos@lemmy.world I end up having to vet hours of rule-violating disinformation videos. I feel like stinky genitalia content would be an upgrade from Trump videos.
Zealousideal_Fox900@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was a c/news mod for a bit and it was fucking hell. So many ad posts!
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I’m glad the put the most horrific part in italics, otherwise I might have missed it
Caesium@lemmy.world 11 months ago
imo it’s more for emphasis. it’s pretty hard to get tone through via text so people like to use bold and italics to supplement that
Donkter@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m glad this comment pointed out a slightly unnecessary formatting choice, otherwise I might have missed it.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Thanks, that means a lot
idunnololz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I didnt see it. Can you circle where it is?
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
If you look under the vomit it should be right there
KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think the meme would be improved if it went angel>devil instead of devil>angel, feels like a more logical progression.
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Agreed
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
What a terrible day to have eyes.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The boyfriend just likes probiotics
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Welp, that’s enough life for me.
NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 11 months ago
I don’t like the fediverse version of the jolly rancher story
khannie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m not sure if I should ask after the horror I just read, but… What is the jolly rancher story?
Kase@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Buddy I’m warning you, delete this comment before anyone can give you the link. It’s for your own good
joel_feila@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I got to send this to my mom
Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s enough internet for today
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
You know I would hope that’s fake but…
Hm.
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
D_trump was president in this timeline so at the very least you should except some sicko other there likes the taste of [expletive deleted].
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Oh my god. That’s sick. I actually gasped when I saw the punch line at the end…Holy shit.
tubaruco@lemm.ee 11 months ago
reddit
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 11 months ago
WAT.
HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sometimes I miss old reddit for stuff like this, the jolly rancher story, the cum box, etc
But then I see this stuff again, and I think I like the more sterile internet in a way.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Sometimes I like to remind myself the internet is full of fake stories. Today I pray I stumbled across one of those. Infact I insist I do.
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Doesn’t matter if it’s fake.
It’s in your head now.
It’s in all of our heads now.
We all lost the pussy pussy game