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Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨WashedOver@lemmy.ca⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sometimes I like to remind myself the internet is full of fake stories. Today I pray I stumbled across one of those. Infact I insist I do.

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    • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Doesn’t matter if it’s fake.

      It’s in your head now.

      It’s in all of our heads now.

      We all lost the pussy pussy game

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  • Maultasche@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • KpntAutismus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “what in the cinnamon toast fuck is this?”

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      • berkeleyblue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        A very relatable Cini Mini

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      • rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Crave those pusy pussies

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  • lunarul@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Somehow I find the worst thing in the story that it’s the worst infection they’ve seen in months. Not years, months¡

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    • stom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The worst part is anyone thinking this bullshit is remotely plausible.

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  • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Please put a trigger warning and a NSFW on this one. Keep in mind some people might want a bit of a warning that the meme they clicked on graphically describes a vagina infection.

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    • Fal@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh come on. It’s text. You can stop reading at any time. Not everything has to have trigger warnings, which are generally not effective and can in fact be harmful

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      • CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I don’t think marking it as NSFW is an unreasonable request. Especially when it actually is NSFW.

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      • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I agree with this take. The point of NSFW is pictures, not text. Who’s reading over your shoulder?

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      • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I dunno. Some people may not like to read about vaginas seeping pus and would probably appreciate a heads up that the meme contains that.

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    • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Might as well put that warning on the whole damn Internet. There’s no bumper bowling on the Information Superhighway 😂

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    • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The internet is not for the weak.

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    • DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      NSFL*

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    • Bluetooth@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah! I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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    • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      People arguing whether this is appropriate or not is so stupid. It literally won’t change a thing for those people, but to others it might actually make a difference and save them some trouble. What’s to lose here? Gee

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    • pseudo@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I come to say that. Thanks mod.

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    • jbk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      lol at first i thought this was the nsfw train copypasta

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    • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Coward.”

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  • Guntrigger@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, we are all horrified and all, but no-one is asking the pertinent question:

    What did it taste like?

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    • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Like a Jolly Rancher, of course.

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      • return2ozma@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        cries in reddit

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      • dirtySourdough@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That’s the story I was expecting

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    • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Like Skittles apparently.

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      • uis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        youtu.be/q8bNXXrnDSo

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The Inuit (formerly called the derogatory ‘Eskimos’) have a taste for fermented whale blubber.

      The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.

      There’s something about living in freezing weather and developing a taste for semi rotten food.

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      • Shapillon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’d wager it has something to do with living in a barren wasteland for at least half the year.

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      • sirjash@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Imagine, there are even millions of people that eat fermented milk!

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      • VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.

        Excuse me, but that’s only the Swedes! We may have other weird eating habits in Denmark but surströmning ain’t one.

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      • PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        So do the Japanese…

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  • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Typical day as a mod

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    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I wish. Over at !videos@lemmy.world I end up having to vet hours of rule-violating disinformation videos. I feel like stinky genitalia content would be an upgrade from Trump videos.

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      • Zealousideal_Fox900@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I was a c/news mod for a bit and it was fucking hell. So many ad posts!

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  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m glad the put the most horrific part in italics, otherwise I might have missed it

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    • Caesium@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      imo it’s more for emphasis. it’s pretty hard to get tone through via text so people like to use bold and italics to supplement that

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    • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m glad this comment pointed out a slightly unnecessary formatting choice, otherwise I might have missed it.

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      • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Thanks, that means a lot

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I didnt see it. Can you circle where it is?

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      • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If you look under the vomit it should be right there

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  • KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think the meme would be improved if it went angel>devil instead of devil>angel, feels like a more logical progression.

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    • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Agreed

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  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What a terrible day to have eyes.

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  • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The boyfriend just likes probiotics

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Welp, that’s enough life for me.

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  • NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t like the fediverse version of the jolly rancher story

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    • khannie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m not sure if I should ask after the horror I just read, but… What is the jolly rancher story?

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Buddy I’m warning you, delete this comment before anyone can give you the link. It’s for your own good

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  • joel_feila@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I got to send this to my mom

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  • Gingerlegs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s enough internet for today

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  • TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You know I would hope that’s fake but…

    Hm.

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    • Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      D_trump was president in this timeline so at the very least you should except some sicko other there likes the taste of [expletive deleted].

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  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh my god. That’s sick. I actually gasped when I saw the punch line at the end…Holy shit.

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  • tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    reddit

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  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    WAT.

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  • HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sometimes I miss old reddit for stuff like this, the jolly rancher story, the cum box, etc

    But then I see this stuff again, and I think I like the more sterile internet in a way.

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