Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...
Submitted 2 years ago by WashedOver@lemmy.ca to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Maultasche@feddit.de 2 years ago
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 years ago
KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“what in the cinnamon toast fuck is this?”
berkeleyblue@lemmy.world 2 years ago
A very relatable Cini Mini
rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 2 years ago
Crave those pusy pussies
lunarul@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Somehow I find the worst thing in the story that it’s the worst infection they’ve seen in months. Not years, months¡
stom@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The worst part is anyone thinking this bullshit is remotely plausible.
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Please put a trigger warning and a NSFW on this one. Keep in mind some people might want a bit of a warning that the meme they clicked on graphically describes a vagina infection.
Fal@yiffit.net 2 years ago
Oh come on. It’s text. You can stop reading at any time. Not everything has to have trigger warnings, which are generally not effective and can in fact be harmful
CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I don’t think marking it as NSFW is an unreasonable request. Especially when it actually is NSFW.
TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I agree with this take. The point of NSFW is pictures, not text. Who’s reading over your shoulder?
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I dunno. Some people may not like to read about vaginas seeping pus and would probably appreciate a heads up that the meme contains that.
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Might as well put that warning on the whole damn Internet. There’s no bumper bowling on the Information Superhighway 😂
GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 years ago
The internet is not for the weak.
DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
NSFL*
Bluetooth@feddit.dk 2 years ago
Yeah! I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
People arguing whether this is appropriate or not is so stupid. It literally won’t change a thing for those people, but to others it might actually make a difference and save them some trouble. What’s to lose here? Gee
pseudo@jlai.lu 2 years ago
I come to say that. Thanks mod.
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
lol at first i thought this was the nsfw train copypasta
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Coward.”
Guntrigger@feddit.ch 2 years ago
Yeah, we are all horrified and all, but no-one is asking the pertinent question:
What did it taste like?
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Like a Jolly Rancher, of course.
return2ozma@lemmy.world 2 years ago
cries in reddit
dirtySourdough@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s the story I was expecting
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
The Inuit (formerly called the derogatory ‘Eskimos’) have a taste for fermented whale blubber.
The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.
There’s something about living in freezing weather and developing a taste for semi rotten food.
Shapillon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’d wager it has something to do with living in a barren wasteland for at least half the year.
sirjash@feddit.de 2 years ago
Imagine, there are even millions of people that eat fermented milk!
VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 years ago
The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.
Excuse me, but that’s only the Swedes! We may have other weird eating habits in Denmark but surströmning ain’t one.
PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 2 years ago
So do the Japanese…
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Typical day as a mod
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I wish. Over at !videos@lemmy.world I end up having to vet hours of rule-violating disinformation videos. I feel like stinky genitalia content would be an upgrade from Trump videos.
Zealousideal_Fox900@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I was a c/news mod for a bit and it was fucking hell. So many ad posts!
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I’m glad the put the most horrific part in italics, otherwise I might have missed it
Caesium@lemmy.world 2 years ago
imo it’s more for emphasis. it’s pretty hard to get tone through via text so people like to use bold and italics to supplement that
Donkter@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m glad this comment pointed out a slightly unnecessary formatting choice, otherwise I might have missed it.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Thanks, that means a lot
idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I didnt see it. Can you circle where it is?
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
If you look under the vomit it should be right there
KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I think the meme would be improved if it went angel>devil instead of devil>angel, feels like a more logical progression.
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Agreed
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
What a terrible day to have eyes.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The boyfriend just likes probiotics
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Welp, that’s enough life for me.
NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 2 years ago
I don’t like the fediverse version of the jolly rancher story
khannie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m not sure if I should ask after the horror I just read, but… What is the jolly rancher story?
Kase@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Buddy I’m warning you, delete this comment before anyone can give you the link. It’s for your own good
joel_feila@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I got to send this to my mom
Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s enough internet for today
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
You know I would hope that’s fake but…
Hm.
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 2 years ago
D_trump was president in this timeline so at the very least you should except some sicko other there likes the taste of [expletive deleted].
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Oh my god. That’s sick. I actually gasped when I saw the punch line at the end…Holy shit.
tubaruco@lemm.ee 2 years ago
reddit
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 2 years ago
WAT.
HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Sometimes I miss old reddit for stuff like this, the jolly rancher story, the cum box, etc
But then I see this stuff again, and I think I like the more sterile internet in a way.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Sometimes I like to remind myself the internet is full of fake stories. Today I pray I stumbled across one of those. Infact I insist I do.
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Doesn’t matter if it’s fake.
It’s in your head now.
It’s in all of our heads now.
We all lost the pussy pussy game