saltnotsugar

@saltnotsugar@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crypto genius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  In prison.

  Butthole destroyed.

  Make check on coin.

  Massive loss in value.

  No.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman who threw bowl of food at Chipotle worker sentenced to work 2 months in fast food job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I have a big order (constantly asks for clarifications over the phone while ordering for a small army)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  WAT.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sadge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  (Verse 1) Oh, the tale of a cat girl bold, With fur as black as the night’s cold. Sailed the seas in search of glee, But scurvy struck her, a cruel decree.

  (Chorus) Meow me hearties, sing it loud, A cat girl’s plight on the ocean shroud. With a feline grace and scurvy’s sting, She danced on decks, a sailor’s fling.

  (Verse 2) Her whiskers twitched, under the pirate moon, A sailor’s life, a rollicking tune. Scurvy’s grip, a relentless foe, Yet she purred defiance, letting it go.

  (Chorus) Meow me hearties, sing with glee, For a cat girl’s spirit, wild and free. Through storms and scurvy, she sailed the sea, A feline mariner, forever to be.

  (Bridge) In the salty breeze, her tail unfurls, Singing shanties with the ocean’s pearls. Cat eyes gleaming in the moonlit night, A scurvy-stricken kitty, yet a brave delight.

  (Verse 3) Climbed the rigging with a nimble leap, Defying scurvy, in the vast deep. With a purr that echoed through the mast, She vowed to sail, while scurvy’s cast.

  (Chorus) Meow me hearties, a cat girl’s tale, Through scurvy storms, she set sail. A sea shanty for the brave and free, The cat girl’s spirit, on the endless sea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Save thousands⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  When I die fire me out of a freakin cannon into the sun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snow!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I better not slow down or drive cautiously in this snow! People would think I’m some sort of pansy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Orson Welles Drunk Outtakes for Paul Masson Wine Commercial⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  AaaäAaaaHh…the…FRENCH. Champagne…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Halp, could I be-"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you prègante?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fear⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the cookie. This is the cookie…changing. Do you see?