saltnotsugar
@saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
- Comment on Crypto genius 11 months ago:
In prison.
Butthole destroyed.
Make check on coin.
Massive loss in value.
No.
- Comment on Woman who threw bowl of food at Chipotle worker sentenced to work 2 months in fast food job 11 months ago:
Yeah I have a big order (constantly asks for clarifications over the phone while ordering for a small army)
- Comment on Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one... 11 months ago:
WAT.
- Comment on Sadge 11 months ago:
(Verse 1) Oh, the tale of a cat girl bold, With fur as black as the night’s cold. Sailed the seas in search of glee, But scurvy struck her, a cruel decree.
(Chorus) Meow me hearties, sing it loud, A cat girl’s plight on the ocean shroud. With a feline grace and scurvy’s sting, She danced on decks, a sailor’s fling.
(Verse 2) Her whiskers twitched, under the pirate moon, A sailor’s life, a rollicking tune. Scurvy’s grip, a relentless foe, Yet she purred defiance, letting it go.
(Chorus) Meow me hearties, sing with glee, For a cat girl’s spirit, wild and free. Through storms and scurvy, she sailed the sea, A feline mariner, forever to be.
(Bridge) In the salty breeze, her tail unfurls, Singing shanties with the ocean’s pearls. Cat eyes gleaming in the moonlit night, A scurvy-stricken kitty, yet a brave delight.
(Verse 3) Climbed the rigging with a nimble leap, Defying scurvy, in the vast deep. With a purr that echoed through the mast, She vowed to sail, while scurvy’s cast.
(Chorus) Meow me hearties, a cat girl’s tale, Through scurvy storms, she set sail. A sea shanty for the brave and free, The cat girl’s spirit, on the endless sea.
- Comment on Save thousands 11 months ago:
When I die fire me out of a freakin cannon into the sun.
- Comment on Snow! 11 months ago:
I better not slow down or drive cautiously in this snow! People would think I’m some sort of pansy!
- Comment on Orson Welles Drunk Outtakes for Paul Masson Wine Commercial 11 months ago:
AaaäAaaaHh…the…FRENCH. Champagne…
- Comment on "Halp, could I be-" 11 months ago:
Are you prègante?
- Comment on Fear 11 months ago:
This is the cookie. This is the cookie…changing. Do you see?