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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “while your investment appreciates in value”, hopefully.

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    • Tubics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Even if it loses 90% of its value it’s still a win if the money came from credit cards you never paid back. Although the couple of hundred bucks you get might not be worth the hassle

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      • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You will also be unable to take out any debt upon release. It’s difficult to get credit as a released felon without a history of defaulting on debt.

        So, being generous and saying that he sees a 4% return on his investment, he’ll have slightly more than he went in owing, and will be completely unable to even get a car loan, a decent job, or place to live.

        He will have turned 0 dollars in to a lifetime of hardship.

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  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In prison.

    Butthole destroyed.

    Make check on coin.

    Massive loss in value.

    No.

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    • GlitterInfection@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just so you know you don’t need to go to prison in order to get your butt hole destroyed. It’s much easier to just go on Grindr, which is only an emotional prison.

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      • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There is a different story here, hidden beneath the floor boards.

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      • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Fun fact you also don’t need to go to prison for your crypto to depreciate!

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  • Mamertine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’d still owe that debt. Unless you go to prison for live than the debt’s statute length. Generally 7 years.

    Also some jurisdictions make you pay for the privilege of going to prison.

    Ymmv, choose your state of jurisdiction very carefully.

    Also crypto is a bubble IMO.

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    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      IMO nothing, it’s pure speculation powered by nothing but blind greed. If it isn’t a bubble, then nothing is.

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      • DampSquid@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You just described all economies

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    • Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t pay and ignore collectors… Profit

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  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’ll have to somehow launder that crypto first.

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    • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You probably wouldn’t need laundered crypto, but you would need to be able to hide it from the bankruptcy court. This only works if you can clear the credit card debt.

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    • Rin@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Monero doesn’t need to be laundered.

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      • matter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It does if you want to spend it in any meaningful way

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    • 520@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      BitTornado.

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      • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That sounds like a sketchy af bt client lol. “download up to 5x faster and get 69 more boobies per porn with our downloader!”

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    • datelmd5sum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You just use it to buy drugs so you don’t have to use your other money for drugs. Kinda like how you use your dirty cash for filling up your car, paying for groceries, contractors… You can basically build an entire house with cash and then sell it and pay taxes and shit.

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  • Armok_the_bunny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What country does anon live in, where prison food and housing is free?

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      a country that has any reasonable human rights?? well unless you mean “free” in the general sense in that someone does have to pay for it even if not the prisoner…

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        (The shithole states charge prisoners for room and board)

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  • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You already fucked up in step 2

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    • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Come to that you fucked up in step 1. Do you really think the credit card companies are gonna let that debt just sit there not accruing interest

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Not if you sell your house to buy more crypto ;)

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fuck 4chan

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    • yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fast and easy way to contract a disease. Wouldn’t recommend

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  • thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Be me

    Be me

    Be me

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  • Chickenstalker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Let’s go one further:

    1. Get turned into a vampire

    2. Buy crypto

    3. Go sleep in your coffin for 100 years

    4.???

    1. Profit
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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    so if you go to prison all your debts are forgiven?

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    • ericbomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      After 7 years in the US all debt falls off. So if he’s in prison for 7 years, yeah it’d all go away.

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      • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Well, not exactly. The debt is still there, they just can’t force you to pay it. Exceptions apply, like student loans, and I they can probably still claim property in the case of bankruptcy or inheritance.

        Also your credit score is going to tank hard.

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      • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        All*

        *(Except government debt, and student loans.)

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      • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        So if he goes to jail for only 5 he would still owe the bank? lol

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  • unreasonabro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    your eyes are still too big

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