Chickenstalker

@Chickenstalker@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crypto genius⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s go one further:

  1. Get turned into a vampire

  2. Buy crypto

  3. Go sleep in your coffin for 100 years

  4.???

  5. Profit
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crypto genius⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  > prison rent

  Yank moment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also, it's over 2 1/2 hours long.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine if a French director made a movie about Queen Elizabeth II but made a her a slutty party girl who fucked Prime Ministers on the side. Anglos are masters of slander.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want to talk in an American accent but how can I transition into it slowly for people who know me without them noticing a sudden change?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 1: Buy a gun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happens when you try to buy a $1M domain?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have procured expensive machines that cost millions of dollars before. For stuff above a certain amount, you have to buy it the old fashioned way via quotation, invoice and purchase order.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a “proper“ way to say “6:05 AM”?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I call it Whiskey time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People not from English-speaking countries, was it possible to watch cartoons in English subbed?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  OP, are you ESL (like me)? I’m sorry, I’m not mocking you or anything but your thread title reminds me of Monty Phyton’s “People called Romanes, they go, the house.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastodon Is Bigger Than A Twitter Replacement⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol no. Remember Yahoo? It used to rule the search engines. What is dominant today can quickly fold over in an instant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to stop thinking about an interaction from my past?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You must use your particular skills to hunt the rude dude. There can be only one.