Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

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• IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Polite sex is when you shake hands before and after.

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  • krimson@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Username checks out?

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That can’t be it. I never had a son (that i know of).

    Oh no, I should make some calls.

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  • TORFdot0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I guess that’s why Hank Hill had Bobby and not a daughter

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    • LEONHART@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And yet, somehow, that boy ain’t right.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So, just the normal way?

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  • CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “I wish you the best of luck!”

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• TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I would hope that this is a very well-done satire, but religion rots people’s brains, so… I can’t be that sure.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s because you paid for butt sex and now your soul will disintegrate

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    • TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Jokes on you, bucko, rats are cute and round and snuggly and soft and cute and don’t have a daily stress from the exam season 😭

      I’d rather be a rat rn honestly

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• orsetto@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ✨michael jackson✨

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  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Poor entertain homo dog

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    • 15liam20@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      New band name! Callled it.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    yee yee

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Enyertainer + homo people -> Entertainer dog

  I mean, I wasnt gay before, but that seems like a pretty sweet deal.

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• HelixDab2@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is this like some weird evangelical Buddhist bullshit? Like, any sex that’s enjoyable results in being reincarnated as a dog, or insect?

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  • Sorgan71@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    isnt the punishment of reincarnation as animals a hindu thing?

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    • HelixDab2@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No, that’s a core belief of Buddhism. You move up or down as you achieve–or lose–enlightenment, and once you’ve extinguished all desire, you achieve enlightenment and nirvana. Hindu might also have beliefs in reincarnation, but IDK.

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• Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Instructions unclear; became Entertain Dog.

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Michael Jackson? Is that you?

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  • Sidhean@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    (homo dog)

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    • BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh no! He is going to chase after balls, and lick people’s faces!

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They should improve the quality of food in sewers so that those who bought sex and thus reincarnated as rats and cockroaches can get a second chance in their next lives

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is this a warning or a manual?

  1: weird manual

  2: ???

  3:
  Image

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• driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Orgies, veganism and 8 hours o sleep. Noted.

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• wcooley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is this like the Thai version of Dr Bronner’s or the Time Cube?

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  • Plavatos@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re spot on, total Dr Bronner-syphilis-riddled-scrawlings-vibes here…

    (Jokes aside, I like Dr Bronner soap - apparently they run a decent company too)

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• doofer_name@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I… have sooo many questions…

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• jurgel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Lmao, this is high quality shit posting

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• kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Remember kids: always pay for sex

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• Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This just shows you how many hoops people are willing to jump through to justify their bigotry.

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• realitista@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sounds like my kinda party.

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• chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Which religion is this

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  • FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s from Thailand so likely Buddhism.

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    • kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thailand? Totally effective poster!

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• firewyre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There’s so much to unpack here, impressive.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This would be better in the form of a song titled “more sex more problem” set to tune of MO money MO problems.

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• Pandantic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What kind of sex do I need to have to become a rich dog?

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Expensive sex

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• figaro@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wow

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• ElBarto@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ahh, it would be good to be a horny sperm again.

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• rdri@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  REINCARNATION

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