I would hope that this is a very well-done satire, but religion rots people’s brains, so… I can’t be that sure.
Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog
Submitted 2 years ago by F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s because you paid for butt sex and now your soul will disintegrate
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Jokes on you, bucko, rats are cute and round and snuggly and soft and cute and don’t have a daily stress from the exam season 😭
I’d rather be a rat rn honestly
orsetto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
✨michael jackson✨
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Poor entertain homo dog
15liam20@lemmy.world 2 years ago
New band name! Callled it.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
yee yee
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Enyertainer + homo people -> Entertainer dog
I mean, I wasnt gay before, but that seems like a pretty sweet deal.
HelixDab2@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Is this like some weird evangelical Buddhist bullshit? Like, any sex that’s enjoyable results in being reincarnated as a dog, or insect?
Sorgan71@lemmy.world 2 years ago
isnt the punishment of reincarnation as animals a hindu thing?
HelixDab2@lemm.ee 2 years ago
No, that’s a core belief of Buddhism. You move up or down as you achieve–or lose–enlightenment, and once you’ve extinguished all desire, you achieve enlightenment and nirvana. Hindu might also have beliefs in reincarnation, but IDK.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Instructions unclear; became Entertain Dog.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Michael Jackson? Is that you?
Sidhean@lemmy.world 1 year ago
(homo dog)
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Oh no! He is going to chase after balls, and lick people’s faces!
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 years ago
They should improve the quality of food in sewers so that those who bought sex and thus reincarnated as rats and cockroaches can get a second chance in their next lives
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 years ago
Orgies, veganism and 8 hours o sleep. Noted.
wcooley@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Is this like the Thai version of Dr Bronner’s or the Time Cube?
Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
You’re spot on, total Dr Bronner-syphilis-riddled-scrawlings-vibes here…
(Jokes aside, I like Dr Bronner soap - apparently they run a decent company too)
doofer_name@feddit.de 2 years ago
I… have sooo many questions…
jurgel@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Lmao, this is high quality shit posting
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Remember kids: always pay for sex
Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This just shows you how many hoops people are willing to jump through to justify their bigotry.
realitista@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Sounds like my kinda party.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Which religion is this
FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today 2 years ago
It’s from Thailand so likely Buddhism.
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Thailand? Totally effective poster!
firewyre@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There’s so much to unpack here, impressive.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
This would be better in the form of a song titled “more sex more problem” set to tune of MO money MO problems.
Pandantic@midwest.social 2 years ago
What kind of sex do I need to have to become a rich dog?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Expensive sex
figaro@lemdro.id 1 year ago
Wow
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Ahh, it would be good to be a horny sperm again.
rdri@lemmy.world 1 year ago
REINCARNATION
IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 2 years ago
Polite sex is when you shake hands before and after.
krimson@feddit.nl 2 years ago
Username checks out?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That can’t be it. I never had a son (that i know of).
Oh no, I should make some calls.
TORFdot0@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I guess that’s why Hank Hill had Bobby and not a daughter
LEONHART@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
And yet, somehow, that boy ain’t right.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 years ago
So, just the normal way?
CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“I wish you the best of luck!”