I would hope that this is a very well-done satire, but religion rots people’s brains, so… I can’t be that sure.
Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog
Submitted 7 months ago by F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s because you paid for butt sex and now your soul will disintegrate
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Jokes on you, bucko, rats are cute and round and snuggly and soft and cute and don’t have a daily stress from the exam season 😭
I’d rather be a rat rn honestly
orsetto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
✨michael jackson✨
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Poor entertain homo dog
15liam20@lemmy.world 7 months ago
New band name! Callled it.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 months ago
yee yee
Agent641@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Enyertainer + homo people -> Entertainer dog
I mean, I wasnt gay before, but that seems like a pretty sweet deal.
HelixDab2@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Is this like some weird evangelical Buddhist bullshit? Like, any sex that’s enjoyable results in being reincarnated as a dog, or insect?
Sorgan71@lemmy.world 7 months ago
isnt the punishment of reincarnation as animals a hindu thing?
HelixDab2@lemm.ee 7 months ago
No, that’s a core belief of Buddhism. You move up or down as you achieve–or lose–enlightenment, and once you’ve extinguished all desire, you achieve enlightenment and nirvana. Hindu might also have beliefs in reincarnation, but IDK.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Instructions unclear; became Entertain Dog.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Michael Jackson? Is that you?
Sidhean@lemmy.world 7 months ago
(homo dog)
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
Oh no! He is going to chase after balls, and lick people’s faces!
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 months ago
They should improve the quality of food in sewers so that those who bought sex and thus reincarnated as rats and cockroaches can get a second chance in their next lives
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 7 months ago
Orgies, veganism and 8 hours o sleep. Noted.
wcooley@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Is this like the Thai version of Dr Bronner’s or the Time Cube?
Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
You’re spot on, total Dr Bronner-syphilis-riddled-scrawlings-vibes here…
(Jokes aside, I like Dr Bronner soap - apparently they run a decent company too)
doofer_name@feddit.de 7 months ago
I… have sooo many questions…
jurgel@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Lmao, this is high quality shit posting
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Remember kids: always pay for sex
Decoy321@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This just shows you how many hoops people are willing to jump through to justify their bigotry.
realitista@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Sounds like my kinda party.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Which religion is this
FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today 7 months ago
It’s from Thailand so likely Buddhism.
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Thailand? Totally effective poster!
firewyre@lemmy.world 7 months ago
There’s so much to unpack here, impressive.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
This would be better in the form of a song titled “more sex more problem” set to tune of MO money MO problems.
Pandantic@midwest.social 7 months ago
What kind of sex do I need to have to become a rich dog?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Expensive sex
figaro@lemdro.id 7 months ago
Wow
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Ahh, it would be good to be a horny sperm again.
rdri@lemmy.world 7 months ago
REINCARNATION
IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 7 months ago
Polite sex is when you shake hands before and after.
krimson@feddit.nl 7 months ago
Username checks out?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That can’t be it. I never had a son (that i know of).
Oh no, I should make some calls.
TORFdot0@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I guess that’s why Hank Hill had Bobby and not a daughter
LEONHART@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
And yet, somehow, that boy ain’t right.
Agent641@lemmy.world 7 months ago
So, just the normal way?
CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“I wish you the best of luck!”