“I would argue that masturbation is the human animal’s most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right—including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting laid than anyone. Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it’s doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn’t first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or “knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom”). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.” - Ernest Cline
Discord rule
Submitted 1 year ago by ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Comments
SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If this isn’t a joke (which i think it is), you have a very skewed sense of scientists. If it is a joke, then carry on my dude.
Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 1 year ago
Masturbation is an innovator. So many inventions go back to “because porn”. Take current AI development for example, there’s a massive drive because porn and porn has only one job.
sgbrain7@lemm.ee 1 year ago
“The little man in the canoe” might be the best one I’ve heard yet
TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 1 year ago
God, I fucking hate Ernest Cline.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Marie Curie had a husband though.
dubyakay@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Had. And then she didn’t. Their marriage only lasted nine years.
pthaloblue@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Reminds me of the Einstein jerk off skit from UCB
Globeparasite@lemmy.world 1 year ago
art source : www.artstation.com/artwork/KrQ9by
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, it’s discord, not fucking 4chan. Have a little decorum, ya reprobate.
Retrograde@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Discorum*
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But its still ok to announce when you have just returned from masturbating, right?
Zidane@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Definitely don’t have a text channel for announcing jerkin it
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Klear@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The only correct way to announce masturbation.
asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Now if it was mostly female strangers it would be at least understandable.
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, that was a weird way to put that. Clearly nobody in that group has social skills.
r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 1 year ago
My brother is autistic and this is the type of autistic person who is hated by other autistic people. This is why autistic people hate mentioning it, because they get lumped in with these people.
ieightpi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pardon me, but what the hell are you going on about?
Abnorc@lemm.ee 1 year ago
You know, the internal politics of autistic people. Or, supposedly. It could be made up as well.
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wait, this is getting even more interesting. Who is the kind of autistic person that is hated by other autistic people: (a) people that try to be nice about enforcing a no masterbation announcement rule or (b) people that announce they are going to go masterbate? Also, does your brother fall under a, b, or something else?
Vytle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s almost definitely B. Most people on the spectrum would not say “im gonna go masturbate” and those who are would use autism as an excuse for why they behave that way, which is just not valid. Autism can make it harder to behave in a way that is socially acceptable, but not like this, hence why others on the spectrum dont like people like this. They use autism as a sort of sheild to allow them to behave in ways that are just not right. The best example of this i can think of off hand is Chris-Chan, but they are an extreme case of this. Anyways, people like this make it harder to be upfront on the fact that you are on the spectrum, because the first thing that comes to mind will be people like that.
r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 1 year ago
Autistic people who announce when they’re going to masturbate make all other autistic people cringe for being so incredibly unaware and making the rest of them look weird.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
need a hand?
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
high five
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
JIM!
Abnorc@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Please redirect all such messages to the masturbation announcement channel.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 year ago
bleistift2@feddit.de 1 year ago
That discord’s users must have dedication to make these emotion reactions happen.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 year ago
that’s pretty standard for just about any major server. not too hard to spell stuff. there’s a keyboard shortcut that lets you hold the emoji menu open.
Clbull@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sounds like a server full of master baiters.
Gbagginsthe3rd@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Go away, baitn
awnery@lemmy.world 1 year ago
as if discord is where weird chat was invented. what’s that, me, oh i’m not familiar at all with the ancient chats!
ramius345@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Image [archive.is/RB5Lb](bash.org archive) I put on my robe and wizard hat.
awnery@lemmy.world 1 year ago
yeah that’s accurate
irmoz@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Oh shut up, literally nobody is impressed about your experience with weird kinky BBS boards
asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Lightsong@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You have a tiny cock.
awnery@lemmy.world 1 year ago
k bb
Toes@ani.social 1 year ago
Seems those people are under appreciated there, they should cum here!
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh, cum like orgasm (verb) or semen (noun)? That’s a very clever bit of wordplay.
Veneroso@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Okay, what about jousting? Hear me out okay!? Isn’t that how the large hardon collider works?
DrDominate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I like how the response emojis say “No” and “I came”
Nima@lemmy.world 1 year ago
the “1984” got me good. XD