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I don't know how to title this

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨kewwwi@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/30861d5a-704b-4aac-ab2d-cdf53d0006cc.jpeg

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  • RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    record scratch

    You’re probably wondering how I got here.

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    • marx2k@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fuck. Just spit coffee out in bed

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      • LazaroFilm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Onto your coworkers face

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    • southbayrideshare@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is the photographic equivalent of Lewis Black’s “if it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.”

      It doesn’t make sense at first, but your brain has to rationalize it so it comes up with a plausible explanation. It doesn’t have the context to know if that’s the right explanation, so while you’re driving to work and going about your day it’s still trying to process this in the background, quietly pushing you toward an aneurism years later.

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      • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        4H doesn’t really make sense if you’re from an area where it’s a big thing, but I’ve known a fair number of people who only went to school because of their 4H livestock. Got a buddy who’s a doctor debt free because of a steer.

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Baba O’Riley plays

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  • Aganim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As a developer I can only say: no matter how foolproof you make your product, you will always encounter that one special user.

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    • ShieldsUp@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      foolproof? There aren’t even any latches on this cover! Who wrote these requirements?!

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  • streetfestival@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That litter box should have been changed a while ago. Poor cat

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    • Aaroncvx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah unfortunately this post just makes me angry. That litter box is fucking disgusting.

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      • rosymind@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        As funny as this is, I concur. Also… why were they taking a picture? Kinda concerns me that they may have intentionally pushed the box top over to tip the cat

        But maybe I’m just being paranoid. Idk.

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  • cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Many women think this is what men do in the toilet.

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    • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As someone with a penis, I can confirm this is exactly what we do in the toilet

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      • Norgur@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I stopped doing it. Was too difficult to get up. God I'm old.

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      One of my first jobs was cleaning toilets in a bowling alley and I’m pretty sure this is what women do in the toilet. Anything to avoid touching that seat.

      I’m a woman and I’ve never understood it.

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      • cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yes I’ve heard of this “hovering” phenomenon. Curious.

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  • uservoid1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Politician interact with voters after election”

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  • Slow@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The plastic thing that stands upright is part of the tray and there was probably a bottom where the cat could sit so as not to get its paws wet. Probably this second bottom broke under the weight of the cat while he was peeing. The cat’s owner managed to film a rare shot of the fall.

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    • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Kinda’ looks like it was pushing its back backward against the plastic wall and the extra top popped off, suddenly offering no support, so the cat and the top tumbled over out the box.

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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’d think that, but as serf to three felines, they just be like that.

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  • m0darn@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Am I too dense to recognize that everyone is intentionally not saying:

    Massive squirt from sloppy pussy

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    • great_site_not@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Most people are trying to intentionally not remember you said it

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  • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I’m sick, and I might die from laughing.

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cat-Ass-Trophy (say it fast)

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  • Smytty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looks like a Renaissance statue.

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    • Rubanski@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A fountain in Rome

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  • randallchua@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    lemmyshitpost? More like lemmypisspost

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This one is acceptable for cross posting actually

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  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Live stream.

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    • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thanks. I just shot coke out my nose.

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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It speaks for itself, honestly.

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  • sartalon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    NSFW?

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    • Octopus1348@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people calling the police together because of this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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  • Hupf@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is your opossum ok?

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    COMPETITIVE PISSING

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    • joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      CHALLENGE PISSING

      If you can piss 10 ft straight up and not get wet, you get a free car.

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  • brlemworld@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Weeeeeeeeeee!

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  • ansis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is he taking the piss??

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    • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I believe he’s spreading it

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can title “cat” and it would be enough.Allthough very funny and a firsr for me it’s also not surprising at all.

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  • Norgur@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I'd call it "perfection"

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    • ExhaustedFromKids@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Purrfection”

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  • mtchristo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All hail the cat fountain

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  • RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cool trickshot

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  • maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nice phone/camera reflexes you have there. I would have fumbled this opportunity for fame and fortune.

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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The world rn

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  • xan1242@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The fountain of life

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  • catworm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Midstream fall.

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  • ohlaph@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I bet that smells terrific.

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  • Spoilt@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Catteken-Pis

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Pissing myself laughing” MFs be like

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  • Zacryon@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A good opportunity to learn about projectile motion.

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