To the windows,to the walls, but not on the couch.
Is this still available?
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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DrPop@lemmy.one 11 months ago
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Well so long as the squirting was gentle 🤷🏽♂️
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Important factor in every couch I’m looking at investing in
Travelator@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
Hey, when you hit 65, that’s the way it is!
slaacaa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Finally found the place where my first landlord was buying the furniture
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Use some fucking fabric cleaner! Got damn!
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
And waste the liquid gold! Are you kidding me
Steve@startrek.website 11 months ago
Kindly accept my certified check for $1050 to cover the freight cost and refund the excess
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Ugh. This is why I got out of furniture upholstery.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Thank you. I finally figured out how to sell my old furniture.
The_Worst@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Darn it, where are the couches with skeet :(
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Skeet skeet skeet skeet
Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I have no idea what “skeet” is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
dditty@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It’s ejaculate. 💦