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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have no idea what “skeet” is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

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    • dditty@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s ejaculate. 💦

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  • DrPop@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    To the windows,to the walls, but not on the couch.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well so long as the squirting was gentle 🤷🏽‍♂️

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Important factor in every couch I’m looking at investing in

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    • Travelator@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey, when you hit 65, that’s the way it is!

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Finally found the place where my first landlord was buying the furniture

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Use some fucking fabric cleaner! Got damn!

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    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And waste the liquid gold! Are you kidding me

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  • Steve@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Kindly accept my certified check for $1050 to cover the freight cost and refund the excess

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  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ugh. This is why I got out of furniture upholstery.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thank you. I finally figured out how to sell my old furniture.

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  • The_Worst@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Darn it, where are the couches with skeet :(

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  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Skeet skeet skeet skeet

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